Sometimes I like to pretend I am.

However, one time me and my co-workers went to Applebee's late...the place was dead, and we got shitty service. But what cracked me up the most was the server thought we were a secret shopper....To the point that he kept saying "If you're secret shoppers, I wanna do everything right."

Then why the fuck did we get such shitty service if you thought we were secret shoppers?