BMW = pretentious ass
Saab = poseur with no money
Audi = cool and good-looking

Damn, I did not take that equation to mind when I bought my last car. It is about time for a new one so I'll try to remember.

The world's worst drivers -- and I was stuck behind a ton of them through WI yesterday -- drive Toyotas. Good God people get out of the left lane and try to drive at least the speed limit.