And on that note I will be using this thread from now on to further my political agenda and my daily hate of all things young....
First up: People under 40. YOU ARE MORONS. You have the mistaken idea that because you "invented" the internet that you know everything. Many of you have not been further than your college dorm rooms and you read only materials that support your views.. that is called homogeneous.. look it up.. of course you think because you have Sanjin or Yuki next to you in your "engineering" class you are practically the UN of sophisticates but how many of you really know what America is all about.. you know the ones that cling to guns and religion when shit hits the fan... Hey I dig Obama but that remark was elitist and out of touch... The HEARTland is that.. people who are good, hard working and well carry guns and pray because one: they are rarely touched by gun violence although that is changing - so they don't quite see the whole gun thing the same way we coasters do.. and they pray.. so fucking what.. millions pray to all kinds of people.. 7 armed chicks, fatty dudes, dudes with "a's" that end their names.. etc... who cares!!! Whatever gets you through the night. I prefer an 18 yr old.. and by that I mean Scotch.. I am off anything under 30.. and by that I mean men.. Scotch I dig a 35 year old as well.
I find it interesting that technology people also to prove they are not full on geeks have bands.. how many bullshit bands/musicians are also tech peeps... of course they are right brained but come on when was the last time you heard of Google people leaving and becoming the next Coldplay. UH NONE... because GEEKS that is all you know.. hey and your great business acumen and genius.. could you invent a competitor to Microsoft.. FUCK Google docs is it? Where is the software equivalent of Word/Excel.. uh Mac.. that isn't a software fucktards.
And wow thanks for inventing the cure for cancer, ending world hunger or stopping AIDS... you are so fucking smart invent a program for that assholes. We still do Slash and Burn cancer treatment... and that is what ends up killing you faster than the fucking cancer or you just live a little longer okay.. maybe you weren't supposed to .. Natural Selection and all that..
And just because you can Google something doesn't make it REAL.. anyone can advertise/create or write on the internet.. you know this and yet you accept it as fact.. Guess what every now and then I still use the Yellow Pages.. I needed a Vet in my area.. and at the time sitting down Google searching and dealing with that was just not possible.. I found the same info in two seconds... and I needed a nearby plumber.. the old dude down the street.. yellow pages... he doesn't have a website or whatever.. and well he is a little busy WORKING to list with ALL the online yellow pages so that when I searched I would find him... two minutes tops... wow just think not everything is online..
Oh and while we are at it.. Jo wants a date.. why not Match/E Harmony or Craigslist.. shit it works for everyone.. well even Tila had to go to MTV yet she had 20 million friends on MySpace and still couldn't get a date? What gives? Oh yeah.. meeting people in life is better than online... then they are REAL. How many people spend hours swapping pics/writing e mails etc to "friends" online that they have NEVER met.. christ no wonder they need tv shows to hook up.. in my day it took a drink and an invitation to see someone's "art"
And reading.. reading eyes to a page other than online.. I bet hours are spent reading this shit here on sucks.. but how many read the Wash. Post or NY Times online.. none and certainly no one buys a newspaper.. I read NY Times paper everyday.. the Post online sometimes.. but I READ magazines/journals and listen and watch international news.. my opinions are well MINE gleaned from reading and processing information I gather.. not from the Daily Koz or Arianna Huffington..
Too busy.. really doing what.. "talking" on Sucks/message boards or Facebook... yeah busy... very very busy....
I met a recent college graduate who went to American University and majored in Economics and wants to work in the Investment banking field for a company that promotes sustainability. Right Bear Stearns and Merrill Lynch are going green.. when they say it they meant as in money.. talk about oxymoron... how idealistic and naieve.. and well she was also the dumbest person I met today.. she didn't know people do not have computers and the internet... shocking yes right here in liberal white town.. some people can't afford a PC SHOCKING.. we must stop this.. I recall that was Bill Gates originally planned to help poor get PCs.. and of course Microsoft...no confilct of interest there.. great ethics..... you think?
Yes confusing your world with the real world because you can get it on the internet... makes sense.. why ever leave the house.
First up: People under 40. YOU ARE MORONS. You have the mistaken idea that because you "invented" the internet that you know everything. Many of you have not been further than your college dorm rooms and you read only materials that support your views.. that is called homogeneous.. look it up.. of course you think because you have Sanjin or Yuki next to you in your "engineering" class you are practically the UN of sophisticates but how many of you really know what America is all about.. you know the ones that cling to guns and religion when shit hits the fan... Hey I dig Obama but that remark was elitist and out of touch... The HEARTland is that.. people who are good, hard working and well carry guns and pray because one: they are rarely touched by gun violence although that is changing - so they don't quite see the whole gun thing the same way we coasters do.. and they pray.. so fucking what.. millions pray to all kinds of people.. 7 armed chicks, fatty dudes, dudes with "a's" that end their names.. etc... who cares!!! Whatever gets you through the night. I prefer an 18 yr old.. and by that I mean Scotch.. I am off anything under 30.. and by that I mean men.. Scotch I dig a 35 year old as well.
I find it interesting that technology people also to prove they are not full on geeks have bands.. how many bullshit bands/musicians are also tech peeps... of course they are right brained but come on when was the last time you heard of Google people leaving and becoming the next Coldplay. UH NONE... because GEEKS that is all you know.. hey and your great business acumen and genius.. could you invent a competitor to Microsoft.. FUCK Google docs is it? Where is the software equivalent of Word/Excel.. uh Mac.. that isn't a software fucktards.
And wow thanks for inventing the cure for cancer, ending world hunger or stopping AIDS... you are so fucking smart invent a program for that assholes. We still do Slash and Burn cancer treatment... and that is what ends up killing you faster than the fucking cancer or you just live a little longer okay.. maybe you weren't supposed to .. Natural Selection and all that..
And just because you can Google something doesn't make it REAL.. anyone can advertise/create or write on the internet.. you know this and yet you accept it as fact.. Guess what every now and then I still use the Yellow Pages.. I needed a Vet in my area.. and at the time sitting down Google searching and dealing with that was just not possible.. I found the same info in two seconds... and I needed a nearby plumber.. the old dude down the street.. yellow pages... he doesn't have a website or whatever.. and well he is a little busy WORKING to list with ALL the online yellow pages so that when I searched I would find him... two minutes tops... wow just think not everything is online..
Oh and while we are at it.. Jo wants a date.. why not Match/E Harmony or Craigslist.. shit it works for everyone.. well even Tila had to go to MTV yet she had 20 million friends on MySpace and still couldn't get a date? What gives? Oh yeah.. meeting people in life is better than online... then they are REAL. How many people spend hours swapping pics/writing e mails etc to "friends" online that they have NEVER met.. christ no wonder they need tv shows to hook up.. in my day it took a drink and an invitation to see someone's "art"
And reading.. reading eyes to a page other than online.. I bet hours are spent reading this shit here on sucks.. but how many read the Wash. Post or NY Times online.. none and certainly no one buys a newspaper.. I read NY Times paper everyday.. the Post online sometimes.. but I READ magazines/journals and listen and watch international news.. my opinions are well MINE gleaned from reading and processing information I gather.. not from the Daily Koz or Arianna Huffington..
Too busy.. really doing what.. "talking" on Sucks/message boards or Facebook... yeah busy... very very busy....
I met a recent college graduate who went to American University and majored in Economics and wants to work in the Investment banking field for a company that promotes sustainability. Right Bear Stearns and Merrill Lynch are going green.. when they say it they meant as in money.. talk about oxymoron... how idealistic and naieve.. and well she was also the dumbest person I met today.. she didn't know people do not have computers and the internet... shocking yes right here in liberal white town.. some people can't afford a PC SHOCKING.. we must stop this.. I recall that was Bill Gates originally planned to help poor get PCs.. and of course Microsoft...no confilct of interest there.. great ethics..... you think?
Yes confusing your world with the real world because you can get it on the internet... makes sense.. why ever leave the house.
