The concept of Karma was invented to control the behavior of the ignorant masses, so Jumpy, being a genius, wouldn't believe in Karma. He's here everyday talking trash about everyone and starting lame ass flames because, due to a series of bad decisions, he has wound up as a clerk at 7-11 selling Slurpees to snot-nosed brats who make fun of his louse-ridden beard.

Poor Jumpy.