ummm yeah maybe your BOYFRIEND should have worn a fucking condom every once in a while. i don't think it was her mistake... more like his. Excuse her for ovulating.
I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!

First of all, it's not like her ovulating was unknown to her.

Second, excuse him for ejaculating.

Third, Condoms suck.

Good point. We would've skipped the Crusades, thus missing out on many bitchin decapitations across Europe and the middle east.
Decapitations are MURDER!