13th Most Hated:

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Yau-Man Chan (Survivor: Fiji - Fourth Place, Survivor: Micronesia - Eighteenth Place)

if its not clear already on my list, I really really don't like the over-rated All-American (or All-Azn-American lol!) guys that are always infesting our TV screens during every Survivor season. The editing team must be made up of trailer fraus or sexually frustrated old gay guys, but I just DON'T GET why we always need some old guy on the show who is just omg so wonderful!11!!! </rant>

Well my rant is not over, cause look at this shit I found:

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omg spare me! I'm embarrassed for whatever loser made that.

Anyhow. Yau-Man has always infuriated me. I know for some reason there are 1 or 2 people who actually liked Fiji, but it is by far my least favorite season, and was the only time since watching Survivor where I wondered if it should just end. I know, shameful. But yeah, I blame my hatred of the season on Yau-Man. Oh, and also, (I forgot to mention this last entry), on NICK VERREOS for bringing that borewhore Rita Verreos into that season. I dunno if he blew someone to get her on, but I'm just assuming he did.

So Yau-Man was part of the most boring alliance known to man, with Earl. They were both sorta the "All-American" type the editors cream over so frequently, so it should be no surprise that every episode they received 45% of the screen time each. Fiji is the one season where I couldn't just rattle off the order of who got voted out when (yes I accept that I'm a huge loser), but it just shows how lame that season was. Everyone was SO fucking boring, and I really don't think thats so much their fault, as it was the editors. And maybe casting. The only other memorable person was Rocky <3 but he was voted out semi-early so he doesn't really count.

You may be thinking: but Joaqenix, thats not really Yau-Man's fault, why do you hate him so? My response would be: whatevs. Yau-Man sucked ok accept it thx. His gameplay was also annoying. I mean I guess he was smart and shit, but that whole car-debacle was pretty annoying/ridic. I was glad Dreamz took the car from him and then voted his old ass out, what a dumbass. Yau-Man's reasoning behind making that deal never made ANY sense to me. It just seemed dumb. Wouldn't you at least keep the car and sell that shit ASAP? Even if you didn't need it? WHY would you trust that moron Dreamz who stabbed everyone and their mother in the back? Dunno, guess this table-tennis champ (image) wasn't as smart as he thought. Now to go into his Micronesia game...

He sucked lol. Yau-Man was voted out third, and I rejoiced <3. It was so sweet not to have him shoved down our throats again.

also look at what a mediawhore he turned into:

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Sad.

I'll update the loved one later or tomorrow but heres a spoiler for her: