8.5 Rory Ammon - Big Brother Australia 2008

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This apprentice bricklayer from Victoria never got anything easily in life (except pussy since he's slept with 70 girls) but he went into the big brother house wanting to win money so he could take his family out of the slums. A blue collar family man with dreadlocks - tres epic, no? Well Rory proved he could be much more then just that. After moving in, he quickly aligned himself with Nobiyuki Tanaka, David Tchappat, Ben McCallum, and Saxon Pepper forming the greatest alliance of all time, the Spa Mafia. Unfortunately after a #%+#+ in the rules, the viewers now voted to keep people out of the DANGER ZONE leaving those with the least screentime (a surprising amount of young white males) in the bottom 3. Rory became a bottom 3 Goddess and was there every week, even after the Twist of Fate was used by the winner of friday night live. But Rory endured. His fellow housemates loved him (or were scared of him) so much that Saxon, Rebecca, David, Nathan, and the rest were picked off every week. In the end Rory broke the record for nominations with 11 total. After being a man's man for 6 weeks, his story arch made a dramatic twist when Rhianna Baxter intruded. Rhianna, looking for her prince charming, MORPHed from being scared of him to loving him and giving him handjobs. After Australia got to see the softer side of Rory, he narrowly missed elimination time and time again until the finale, when he would have won until they released the voting percentages with the player's faces. Good on ya.