youfist wrote:

yukugajoob wrote:



youfist wrote:



Dharmit wrote:



Mom HOLIO wrote:

He is a big name dropper whose wife is/was an airline attendant. He never takes a flight without meeting a celebrity.


Plus he swims with sharks and has done everything and anything better and bigger then you've ever thought about doing everything and anything.
It's not an issue.


LOL!




I met a few Celebs...on a flight to Italy...douchebag. Of the 'stars' one happened to be my favorite, John Turturro and I will never
forget it.




The other ones we met at functions called 'Chiller Theatre' where they sit in booths and you go from booth to booth talking, etc.




Yes, I did do a shark cage dive...as in ONE. Uno. SO fucking what? You, in your landlocked, flyover state do cow tipping and honky tonk...me, I
like the Ocean...and I *gasp* try to live a little (and by 'living' I don't mean Oprah, a 4 pack of strawberry wine coolers and a row of Oreos)






'Never takes a flight without meeting a....' utter bullshit. You know how many Newak-Cincinatti-Salt lake flights I have been on without ONE CELEB?




Hell, I had to endure a Newark-LA-Nadi (Fiji) Flight without even a lowley 'b lister' to keep me entertained.


However, I did get amusement with the toilet, as once you go across the equater the water spins counter-clockwise...as it goes
down...down...to the mercy of the Pacific, via the plumbing of an Air Pacific 747 plumbing lines.








Postscript: Get fucking stuffed, mate.








You've blown your whole cover story now, buster. The direction of water in a toilet or sink does not change due to being on one side or other of the
equator. I know because I've been south of the equator multiple times to Australia while in the Navy and we actually made bets on this issue and I bet it
would change directions and lost. So since you've been busted on this lie, it calls into question every other statement you've made.




You sound totally like my former BIL. Is that you Tommy?




LOL!




I coulda sworn it was going the wrong way.




and yes, I did cross the equater fuckface..




I did recall waking up in Yasawa and saying to wifey..'hon, I think a crab snuck iton our Bure last night'




upon closer inspection...it was not, in fact a ocean crustacean...it looked like this...




Some sort of Fijian house spider...they have bananna spiders too, that are 'good' for the houses down there as they eat all sorts of stinging pest
...the locals have no fear of these spiders at all.








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http://www.yasawa.com/




Awesome place. Awesome people. Awesome food.




I recall smoking some weed on a hammock, listening to Queens greatest hits from the Bose radio.




Bourbon and diet Coke in hand...thoughts of the 'Blue Lagoon caves' ahead...Puff...puff...no pass.






Life=good