1. Fuck
SO-- uh, I mean Paris <3<3<3

2. Kill
The next person who replies

3. Have a beer with
Lulz, obvo

4. Read a book about their life story
CLAUDECLAUDECLAUDE

5. Keep from posting ever again
Riliss, mostly to protect his fragile ego

6. Have as a best friend
Pa-- uh, I mean SOA <3<3<3

7. Have by your side in a fist fight
TW4Life