youfist wrote:
Vegazguy wrote:
megan fox is the sex.


yes. We were watching Transformers Sat afternoon and I made sure to add Megan to my 'list'

I told wifey that I would simply enjoy getting a waft of one of her [Megan Fox] farts after a hearty breakfast of cabbage and bacon. I would inhale the odiferous emination of repugnant fumes and try to hold them in, as if trying to catch a cheap buzz from her wonderous bowels.

Wifey had a giggle, shook her head and muttered something about me being a 'filthy scat lover'





noodle? aldav?