Jeff: Previously on Survivor...

*Shows clip of contestants jumping out of plane*

Jeff: JK, this fanfic can't be as epic, but let's meet the contestants.


On the Z0omg tribe is:
RC
futurecontestnat
Ramone
Paravit
Bob


On the San Silvidaro tribe is:
Collen
Colleen
LaShawn
Formal Winner Sandra
Kim J.




Day 1 Z0omg camp:

Ramone: I'm so happy to be here
Paravit: Yah *smiles ad sunbathes*

*Ramone in confessional - Paravit is totally useless, I think we should throw the challenge to boot her*

RC: Bitch fuck you, I'm not happy to be here, Parvati, stir the pot
Paravit: Exuse me it's pronounced Paravit, and sure, here you go
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RC: Noting has been accomplished here.

(Later on that day futurecontestnat, Ramone, and Bob collect firewood but also discuss stratagey)
Ramone: Let's form an alliance.
FCN: okay BITCH
Ramone: Are you in Bob?
Bob: Aright...but only if you watch my Simvivor series on my youtube account, it's on Thursda...
(cutting Bob off) Ramone: I don't think you should advertise your game right now
Bob: Oh okay...but don't forget to watch...Thursdays at 9
FCN: Shut the fuc up BITCH

(Later on that day Ramone, Paravit, and RC collect firewood but also discuss stratagey)
Ramone: alright I'm going to be frank with you two...I think we should form an all girl alliance.
RC: Wait are you a boy or girl...
Ramone: I honestly don't know, but I'm pretty sure I'm a boy
Paravit: Just let me know who to vote off *smiles and sunbathes*

(Later on that day futurecontestnat, Ramone, Bob, RC, and Paravi collect firewood and also discuss stratagey)
Ramone: We need to win the challenge guys.
RC: I know, I came out here to see a pot be stirred and I'm not leaving until that occurs...if I have to get the yuku legal team involved I will.
Paravit: RC you're so silly

*RC in confessional - Paravit and I need to stick together because everyone else on this tribe is useless. All Bob does is advertise his game (shows clip of Bob advertising his game), FCN is too intellegent to stay, he must go (shows clip of FCN being intellegent), Ramone stratagizes with everyone (shows that), and that just leaves me and Parvati (EPMB: It's pronounced Paravit) whatever slut.*



Day 1 San Silvidaro camp:

FWS: I'm going to fuck you up BITCH
Colleen: All I said is hello
FWS: I don't care what you said BITCH I'll go Puerto Rican on you ASS
Collen: .
LaShawn: Don't defend her Collen, I agree with Sandra, the formal winner
FWS: Go back to pre-school BITCH
Kim J.: Hi guys
Colleen: Kim, why are you here
Kim J.: They needed an old person I guess and I'm the best they could get

*Kim J in confessional - I'm here to win, I'm so boring I can fly under the radar, and be hated by the fans for not deserving to make it as far as I did...although it happens every season, they still keep watching though (EPMB: We use subliminal messages, like Bob) Oh, that makes sense.*



(Day 2 goes by, more stratagizing goes on and Colleen breaks her leg but isn't medivacted for some reason)



Day 3: Immunity challenge.

Jeff: Welcome tribes let's get right to the challenge. As Sucks icons, your challenge today will be transporting computers from one side of the island to the other, the winning tribe wins, the losing tribe goes to tribal, understood.

RC: Computers are a man's job, I will GLADLY stay in the kitchen.
Jeff: There is no kitchen so pick up a computer.

Jeff: Tribes ready...set...go




The challenge starts, the Z0omg tribe does well but the SS tribe sucks. Final computer transported

Z0omg:
RC - 2
FCN - 1,546,352,136,457,432
Ramone - 90
Paravit - 69
Bob - 8
Total - A lot


SS:
Collen - 5
Colleen - 0
LaShawn - 6
Formal Winner Sandra - 0
Kim J. - 0
Total - Bad



Jeff: Alright, and as a twist, San Silvidor, you must go to tribal right now.
Sandra: Don't tell me what to do BITCH






Day 3 - Tribal Council SS

Jeff: Colleen, do you think you're broken leg will affect you?
Colleen: No I think I pulled my weight in the challenge today
FMS: BITCH, you sucked, you didn't get any
Colleen: Umm neither did you, wht's you're exuse?
FMS: I'm fat, and if you got a problem with it BITCH, say it to my face
Collen: .
FMS: HOW DARE YOU!
Jeff: Whoa Collen that was a bit rude, anything else you want to add, add it now.
Collen: .
Jeff: And with that it's time to vote, Sandra you're up first


Sandra: *Vote Not Shown* you're rude BITCH
Collen: *Formal Winner Sandra* .!
Colleen: *Sandra* You hate me for some reason
Kim J: *Vote Not Shown*
LaShawn: *Vote Not Shown*




Jeff: I'll read the votes....First vote











































































































































































































































Colleen
(Sandra yelles BITCH)














































































































Colleen
Tha's 2 for Colleen





























































Sandra






































Sandra
(Sandra slaps Colleen and Collen)























The final vote...





















































Collen




Jeff: We have a tie, 2 for Colleen, and 2 for Formal Winner Sandra...the tie breaker this round is...jumping jacks!
Colleen: Um, my leg is broken
Jeff: I guess that means, Colleen the tribe has spoken.


(Sandra laughs loudly yelling profanity in capslock)


Colleen's Final Words:
Well it was intresting, I don't remember some of the people ever being on the show actually



Next Time on Survivor:Stir the Pot Island

Paravit and RC form a homance

(Shows Paravit stirring RC's pot)


And Collen goes off on Sandra


(Collen: .!
Sandra: I....I....I'm speachless (cries)