Which houseguest appears on a paternity episode of Maury? April

Which houseguest is a VH1 reality show reject? Ollie

Which houseguest is going to undergo a sex change? Michelle (oh wait i think he/she already did )

Which houseguest will die of an STD? Ollie (caught from april)

Which houseguest will get oral from BB9's Natalie? Jessie (he's probably already tracked her down since Michelle is still in the house )

Which houseguest will become a CBS casting agent? Dan

Which housguest will read a book? April (What to expect when your expecting)

Which houseguest will become a one of the co-host on the "hit Big Brother talk show" - House Calls? Renny

Which houseguest will blow their money on a line of crack? Michelle (its ether that or booze)

Which houseguest will auction the most shit from Ebay? Ollie - (He needs to raise money to pay for the shit he broke )

Which houseguest will date a previous houseguest? April (will be through with all the guys from the past seasons before her baby with ollie is born)

Which housguest will appear in an internet porno site? April & Ollie

Which houseguest will appear on the next Big Brother All-Stars? Dan and he will request that Michelle be brought back as the plant LOL

Which houseguest will be Toni Ferrari's new roomie? Steven

Which houseguest will disappear from existent faster than that Maggie bitch? Jessie

Which houseguest should be ate alive by cannibal babies in Africa? Michelle for all ways going to far with the garbage that comes out of her mouth .