1) Purple backpack = Gay
2) Bartending will give you an opportunity to meet a lot of men to experiment with. Look for a wealthy one if you don't want to live in public housing.
3) The political differences with this girl is just an excuse as you are coming to terms with your latent homosexuality. Move on and join the log cabin republican group where you live.
4) You are a mamas boy and a huge pussy.
5) Any season of Queer as Folk or Oz.
yw!