image EIE!

And here I just thought the comp was rigged by the Dan Hater's Club to have a contortionist temptress seduce Dan away from Monica where it would turn out that she was actually a 10 year old catholic school boy in drag who would rip off the mask ala Mission Impossible after tricking him into showing him the HOH bathroom where they planted a DEATH TO WOMEN and OBAMA IS A TERRORIST shrine underneath the sink thereby successfully ruining his life FOREVAH!