So random.Gag Us With A Spinoff!
Filed under: TV News > VH1
Unabashedly milking its cult of Celebreality for every dollar it's worth, insiders have alerted us to VH1's plans for not one but TWO Rock of Love spinoffs.
None would have been too many!!!
And, no, much to our disappointment, Heather isn't getting her own show.
The first continues in the same vein as the original Rock of Love, where Brett Michaels of Poison and suspicious bandana fame selects his "rock of love" from a gaggle of fame-whoring rocker chicks through a series of challenges and dates. But, because Brett's two previous picks proved that absence actually leads the heart to wander, this time the show is taking to the road aboard Brett's tour bus.
Rock of Love Bus will follow the man and his ladies across country as they drink, strip, grind, catfight, and compete for Brett's affections.If this time around the girl in question can survive not only selling out her dignity and life on tour, then it's totally meant to be, right???
The second show is entitled Daisy of Love and leaves little to be guessed at. Daisy De La Hoya, the pint-sized, pouty-lipped, droopy-eyed, runner-up from Rock of Love 2 will be conducting her own boyfriend-by-attrition contest with a whole new crop of desperate suitors…one of which will probably lead to the Rock of Love spinoff-spinoff.
So Miss New York better step off cause there's a new reality TV bitch in town!
Seriously though. I don't know if Daisy's good enough to handle her own show, but the guys that sign up for a chance to be with THAT will have to be hilarious. Plz be true. <3
