Is anyone still watching this piece of shit? It's still pretty boring, pointless, and extremely low budget (they spent all they had on booking Vivica
<3), but it's gotten better over the weeks. I just marathronned through the last few episodes, and it's already down to four now. Here's my
recap of all the boots since the premiere:
GENELLE <333
She was an annoying blabbermouth and so bitter when she got eliminated. "I guess hoochie chic is better than 'safe' HMPH!" <3 It was down to only two girls and a bunch of random gays after she got the boot.
Then Matt left and he was um...boring.
He quit in the bottom 3 to save his precious lover Beau for some unexplained reason. It was random and awkward, like all of the eliminations (which have grown on me for their terribleness).
After that was Joachim, who actually turned out to be hilarious.
He was a raging alcoholic who was always drinking during tasks and meetings with their "clients". The British bitch judge went into their ghetto low budget design attic once for a Tim Gunn advising session, and she told him that he smelled like booze and needed to clean up his act. He then did a z-formation snap and told her she needed to "be professional"
He also had a drag alter ego named Jackie Bleu.
He was eliminated because he got drunk, transformed into Jackie, and snuck into pictures during his team's photoshoot with their clients. And he showed up to the judging drunk and was slurring through all his arguments. <3
His final exchange with Vivica was laffos.
"Joachim, you're in denial sweetheart. You need to get help and it's okay!"
"Help for what?!"
"You drink too much, baby doll."
"OH PLEASE!!!"
"Honey you are breaking my HEART. Please go get help."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HELP?! GIVE ME A BREAK...TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN?" *CLUTCHES PEARLS*
"Joachim, you can keep reaching for the stars, but you're not ready to style them. You are not the glam god."
*Joachim storms out*
<3
Beau = Glam God's bottom 3 goddess. He was in the bottom group in all of his 5 episodes. It wasn't as glorious as it sounds though. He wasn't really as flaming as he looks either, and actually kind of likable and a good narrator, but meh.
Chris had a glorious fight with Indashio before one of them was about to be eliminated, in which Indashio called him Carlton Banks. <3 Other than that, he sucked too.
I was shocked these last two got booted though (it was a double boot in the same eppy) since I thought they both had potential ZOMG WINNERS EDITS.
JESS THE OBNOXIOUS GUIDETTE HAG <3
She was an OTT loudmouthed hag from Queens, but always posimistic and fun ^_^
She also had a random nauseating sexmance with Indashio that came out of nowhere in the 5th week. Then they randomly became bitter archenemies the next week because he was jealous that she was spending more time being a fag hag to Preston. He said they were being like Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp with their "conspiracizing" and Preston started mocking him to fuel the fire, causing Jess and Indashio to tragically break up.
Their fights were so awkward
and pathetic.
"I can never trust you again! And you used to be my shorty! I'm declaring war on you! And the rest of the house!"
"UGH FINE IVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME NOW?!"
"Hellz yeah!"
<3
He then made fun of her outfits in front of her and her clients, and she ended up getting the boot so he was vindicated. So sad.
Now the final 4....
PRESTON - so beautiful yet so boring, although his role in the Indashio/Jess love triangle was funny. He's coasted to the end for no reason really, but I'm worried he might win now since he was in the bottom two last week and they set up an epic comeback.
TIGER LILY - a fierce African goddess...who's sadly kinda boring. She dominates in the challenges, but she isn't the evil socialite I was hoping she was. She's actually legit klazzy. She's also Vivica's pet and mini-me who deserves to win, but probably won't since it never turns out that way.
HANDRY - ugh. He's really one of the most irritating creatures I've ever seen. They hardly show him at all (thank God) because you can barely understand anything he says with his OTT lispy and latina accent. He really has no discernable personality at all other than being gay and awkward and crying sometimes, so he's not even fun to hate. I think he might be mildly retarded as well. Just look at him.
INDASHIO - he's actually pretty awesome and has basically been the star of the show. His confessionals are funny and he's always a part of the drama. Meltdowns, fights, and winning the challenge after declaring war on the house and pissing everyone else off <3
He was almost eliminated in the double boot eppy, and when he collapsed to the ground and started sobbing, Vivica was all "GET UP! BE A MAN!" Such a mama bear. <3
Tiger Lily or Indashio for the win
Preston for the porn career
Handry for the execution
GENELLE <333
She was an annoying blabbermouth and so bitter when she got eliminated. "I guess hoochie chic is better than 'safe' HMPH!" <3 It was down to only two girls and a bunch of random gays after she got the boot.
Then Matt left and he was um...boring.
He quit in the bottom 3 to save his precious lover Beau for some unexplained reason. It was random and awkward, like all of the eliminations (which have grown on me for their terribleness).
After that was Joachim, who actually turned out to be hilarious.
He was a raging alcoholic who was always drinking during tasks and meetings with their "clients". The British bitch judge went into their ghetto low budget design attic once for a Tim Gunn advising session, and she told him that he smelled like booze and needed to clean up his act. He then did a z-formation snap and told her she needed to "be professional"
He also had a drag alter ego named Jackie Bleu.
He was eliminated because he got drunk, transformed into Jackie, and snuck into pictures during his team's photoshoot with their clients. And he showed up to the judging drunk and was slurring through all his arguments. <3
His final exchange with Vivica was laffos.
"Joachim, you're in denial sweetheart. You need to get help and it's okay!"
"Help for what?!"
"You drink too much, baby doll."
"OH PLEASE!!!"
"Honey you are breaking my HEART. Please go get help."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HELP?! GIVE ME A BREAK...TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN?" *CLUTCHES PEARLS*
"Joachim, you can keep reaching for the stars, but you're not ready to style them. You are not the glam god."
*Joachim storms out*
<3
Beau = Glam God's bottom 3 goddess. He was in the bottom group in all of his 5 episodes. It wasn't as glorious as it sounds though. He wasn't really as flaming as he looks either, and actually kind of likable and a good narrator, but meh.
Chris had a glorious fight with Indashio before one of them was about to be eliminated, in which Indashio called him Carlton Banks. <3 Other than that, he sucked too.
I was shocked these last two got booted though (it was a double boot in the same eppy) since I thought they both had potential ZOMG WINNERS EDITS.
JESS THE OBNOXIOUS GUIDETTE HAG <3
She was an OTT loudmouthed hag from Queens, but always posimistic and fun ^_^
She also had a random nauseating sexmance with Indashio that came out of nowhere in the 5th week. Then they randomly became bitter archenemies the next week because he was jealous that she was spending more time being a fag hag to Preston. He said they were being like Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp with their "conspiracizing" and Preston started mocking him to fuel the fire, causing Jess and Indashio to tragically break up.
Their fights were so awkward
and pathetic.
"I can never trust you again! And you used to be my shorty! I'm declaring war on you! And the rest of the house!"
"UGH FINE IVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME NOW?!"
"Hellz yeah!"
<3
He then made fun of her outfits in front of her and her clients, and she ended up getting the boot so he was vindicated. So sad.
Now the final 4....
PRESTON - so beautiful yet so boring, although his role in the Indashio/Jess love triangle was funny. He's coasted to the end for no reason really, but I'm worried he might win now since he was in the bottom two last week and they set up an epic comeback.
TIGER LILY - a fierce African goddess...who's sadly kinda boring. She dominates in the challenges, but she isn't the evil socialite I was hoping she was. She's actually legit klazzy. She's also Vivica's pet and mini-me who deserves to win, but probably won't since it never turns out that way.
HANDRY - ugh. He's really one of the most irritating creatures I've ever seen. They hardly show him at all (thank God) because you can barely understand anything he says with his OTT lispy and latina accent. He really has no discernable personality at all other than being gay and awkward and crying sometimes, so he's not even fun to hate. I think he might be mildly retarded as well. Just look at him.
INDASHIO - he's actually pretty awesome and has basically been the star of the show. His confessionals are funny and he's always a part of the drama. Meltdowns, fights, and winning the challenge after declaring war on the house and pissing everyone else off <3
He was almost eliminated in the double boot eppy, and when he collapsed to the ground and started sobbing, Vivica was all "GET UP! BE A MAN!" Such a mama bear. <3
Tiger Lily or Indashio for the win
Preston for the porn career
Handry for the execution
