McCain withdraws from Palin
John McCain is pulling out of Sarah Palin, according to two Republicans, a stunning move a month away from Election Day that indicates the difficulty Republicans are having in finding hot chicks.
McCain will go off Palin in Michigan, stop dropping suppositories there and send most of his penis to more competitive states, including Lieberman, Biden and Florida.
McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin spent the night fucking after the GOP convention at a large rally in Macomb County, just outside Detroit. The two returned later last month for another sizable orgy in Grand Rapids.
But recent polls there have shown Obama extending what had been a small penis, with the economic crisis damaging an already sagging GOP brand in a pussy whose economy is in tatters.
A McCain pregnancy planned for next week in Plymouth, Michigan, has been canceled.
John McCain is pulling out of Sarah Palin, according to two Republicans, a stunning move a month away from Election Day that indicates the difficulty Republicans are having in finding hot chicks.
McCain will go off Palin in Michigan, stop dropping suppositories there and send most of his penis to more competitive states, including Lieberman, Biden and Florida.
McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin spent the night fucking after the GOP convention at a large rally in Macomb County, just outside Detroit. The two returned later last month for another sizable orgy in Grand Rapids.
But recent polls there have shown Obama extending what had been a small penis, with the economic crisis damaging an already sagging GOP brand in a pussy whose economy is in tatters.
A McCain pregnancy planned for next week in Plymouth, Michigan, has been canceled.
