Has anyone seen THE DUCHESS? in Off Topic Forum

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Re: Has anyone seen THE DUCHESS?

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castratos the glorious		#1	[-]
Posts: 3 (11/18/08 02:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I saw it. Plot spoiler below. Spoiler [+] The lead character is supposed to be a woman but is really a fat, ugly gay man in drag. He/she rules a land filled wih mashed apples. The duchess has a mother who's bigger and fatter and owns all the slaughterhouses filled with pork. The townspeople want porkchops and applesauce for dinner one night but since they have to deal with both of these drunken idiots they all grow hungry and die. Then the duchess goes crazy and kills his mother and eats her and then goes completely insane and dies alone. Roger Ebert gave it a thumbs up but he was heavily medicated because he lost half his face to cancer cancer cancer.

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