Where is Scruffy with an eight-paragraph addition about rimjobs and ball tickling?

1) Not in the mood.

2) Difficult to convince women to give rim jobs. Even with diamonds, it's a hard-sell. I suppose there are some tramps out there, but what's to learn? Shove your tongue on the starfish and move it around... Digital anal insertion with prostate stimulation requires some discussion...

3) Don't think the appeal is in ball-tickling -- it's more ball cupping, ball squeezing, ball licking, ball tugging. But again, I guess a few men are into that whole clichéd feather-thing or whatever.

4) I'd hate to offend the pristine sensibilities and moral values of the daytime/afternoon crowd. This kind of stuff is best reserved for evenings after 9 PM.

5) The rest of this is just going to be straight dudes posting pics of women. It's likely I shall not return.