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-Girl and vampire spend the first half hour of the movie staring at each other. And not loving i-want-you stares. Just creepy stalker staring. And don't bother to ever talk to each other.
- The imagery looks like it was done by a first-year art school student. Really bad.
-The dialogue sounds like it was written by a preteen girl. "Are you afraid?" "I'm only afraid of *sob* losing you"......"You're like a drug to me...like my own personal heroin." Gag.
-Alleged badass super-vampire that they spend the last hour of the movie running from gets his ass kicked in minutes.
-Mother who gets kidnapped by alleged badass vampire seems to have forgotten this fact by the end. This is never explained.

Basically it follows the old shitty format:
-I just met you but I'm madly in love with you anyway.
-Oh no, we can't be together we're just too different.
-Oh wait, we can be together after all.
-End.