Ninja, you are too optimistic.

I just can't wait to see what wonderful concocted character storylines we'll get to put up with this season:

-- Hi, I'm the somewhat celebrity-status person, I hope no one recognizes me...
-- Hi, I'm the rich trust fund baby not looking to win, but just looking for some adventure...
-- Hi, I'm the older lady who's trying to prove you don't have to vote off the old lady first! You can vote her off 2nd or 3rd instead!
-- Hi, I'm the middle-aged dad, and because I'm the only guy here over 40, people will feel obligated to keep me here because they're too stupid to make any fuckin decisions for themselves... LEADER Yayayayayay!
-- Hi, I'm the overeducated snot.
-- Hi, I'm the gay guy who doesn't STFU.
-- Hi, I'm the prissy girl who's gonna prove herself and flirt her way to 13th place!!! I'm such a mastermind!