A long, long time ago...

I can still remember
How that Tiny used to make me smile.
And I knew if she had her chance
That av would do a silly dance
And, maybe, OT'd be happy for a while.

But february's not delivered.
When every post still hurts my liver.
Bad threads about much dreck;
It feels much like a 12 step.

I can't remember if I cried
When I found out about OT's bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day that I missed Pie.

So bye-bye, miss canookian pie.
Wrote a parody like a retardy,
But a fella's gotta try.
And this good old boy is sayin' look at me Pie.
Singin', "this'll be the day I miss Pie.
"this'll be the day I miss Pie"