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John McCain's daughter, Meghan, having trouble dating after campaign
BY Michael Saul
DAILY NEWS POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT

Tuesday, March 3rd 2009, 12:44 AM

Meghan McCain, who cozied up to Samuel (Joe the Plumber) Wurzelbacher last October, says her dates have been creepy disasters since her father's run for President.

From the date who complimented her dinner order as a "maverick choice" to the guy who creepily remarked she would look hot in her mom's pearls, the daughter of John McCain concludes that the 2008 presidential race "killed my personal life."

"I fear the election has destroyed my ability and desire to date," McCain, 24, wrote in a lighthearted blog essay Monday on the Daily Beast. "Nothing kills my libido quite like discussing politics. I haven't had my box banged in days. LULZ."

She is turned off by people who voted for President Obama. She also gets the willies from obsessive supporters of her dad.

She loses interest "when I find my father's face staring back at me on a potential date's Facebook page," she explained.

"I don't want to see my father's picture near any picture of a guy I am attracted to, especially if we haven't even had anal sex yet."

The election inevitably comes up in dating conversation, she wrote. If a guy starts talking about Obama, her mind wanders. Her father's fans are just as annoying because "I don't want to date someone who idealizes my dad."

The smooth talker who called her menu selection mavericky also dropped this cheesy line: "Wow, straight talking must run in the family."

Groused Meghan: "It's like someone taking Lisa Marie Presley out on a date and singing 'Hound Dog' in the middle of dinner."

She can sense within 30 seconds of meeting a guy whether he only wants to brag to his buddies that he had a date with "John McCain's daughter."

And then there's the apparent admirer of her mother who "told me I could be 'his Cindy.'"

He "asked me if I ever wore pearls because they probably would look as good on me as they do on my mother," she wrote.

Ewwwwww.

"No, I'm not kidding. Any guy that has a fetish for older women in pantsuits and large pearls obviously only finds my last name attractive about me."

The dating doldrums have left the 2007 Columbia University graduate spending more free time writing and hanging out with actress Tawny Kitaen.

"So to all the fathers out there: If you want your daughters to be single in her 20s, I can say this - run for President and destroy the country like Obama did LULZ."