Whatevers, Podunk. People have a right to some privacy. And only on OT could a claim of being a paedo, embezzling member of the clergy be interpreted as a deflection to protect the horrifying secret that you're not a hottie.

For the record, I have never been a priest or an altar boy; nor have I ever done a priest or an altar boy, though I have an ex-boyfriend whose college education was paid from a settlement because he was molesterated by a priest when HE was an altar boy.