You know what I hate?

"Everyone's favorite Shitball!"...
or
"Everyone's talking about Shitballs!"

Fuck you, marketing assholes. You're all liars to the umpteenth degree. For once, I'd like some honesty in marketing:

"52 people's favorite guargum seasoning!"
"19 people love 'How I Met Your Chancre Sore'!"
"Everyone in the lobby of the Midtown Theater in Walla Walla, WA. is talking about Ass Mites, except a few people ordering popcorn!"

Marketing has got to be the soul-suckingest industry ever.