Disciples of Jonathan Christ,
I have recently witnessed a vision of our Lord. He was watching a man penetrate a watermelon...
WITH PLAYING CARDS!!!
I was looking at an article on cracked.com about people with useless talents and in this article was a video of a man who threw playing cards at blazing speeds. And I thought mine eyes had deceived me, because who did I see slowly revealed to be in the audience but our Lord and Savior himself! Fast forward to the 1:17 mark to see his glorious majesty.
Surely our Lord was in attendance to recruit the man for his Holy Army.
Praise be!
I have recently witnessed a vision of our Lord. He was watching a man penetrate a watermelon...
WITH PLAYING CARDS!!!
I was looking at an article on cracked.com about people with useless talents and in this article was a video of a man who threw playing cards at blazing speeds. And I thought mine eyes had deceived me, because who did I see slowly revealed to be in the audience but our Lord and Savior himself! Fast forward to the 1:17 mark to see his glorious majesty.
Surely our Lord was in attendance to recruit the man for his Holy Army.
Praise be!
