I was an eyewitness on the rail, about six feet from Annie, to the 2000 WSOP incident when she was screaming hysterically about the string bet incident being the worst thing that had ever happened to her in a tournament. Several spectators made comments about what a rude obnoxious bitch she was.This is exactly how she behaved on this show.
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Joan Rivers
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
Joan Rivers
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Joan Rivers




