EPISODE TWO
Jeff Probst: Survivor Tocantins! 15 People Left! Who will leave tonight? We'll see!
(Timbira camp is a sizzling with smoke. Tyson is shown attempting to make fire with some sticks. The camera pans to Sierra watching)
Sierra Confessional: So I have no allies. This sucks. All my hollywood connections don't seem to impress. And I feel threatened by Candace because I could have a million dollars right now in modeling if not for her. Or something. I voted for Candace last night.
Candace: Sierra, why the hell did you vote for me?
Sierra: I didn't vote for you.
Candace Confessional: I know Sierra voted for me. So bad juju is in this camp. And by juju, I mean Candace. And by bad, I mean pissed.
(The sun is shown rising at the Jalapao camp. The camera pans to a hippo for a second before returning to a lying down JT)
JT: I'm in pain. Sandy is a bitch. She shouldn't a run me over.
Sydney: Maybe I could help you with your wounds?
JT: Are you licensed?
Sydney: No.
JT: Wanna showmance?
Sydney: Hell no.
JT Confessional: I don't like being trampled. I now have a severed spinal cord and a twisted ankle. I pretty much can't move. I want Sandy gone.
(The scene changes to the lush jungles of Tocantins, where Spencer and Joe are gathering firewood.)
Spencer: We need an alliance. Now. You're in grave danger, Joe.
Joe: This reminds me of when my producer wanted me to do a cover of Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. That would've been dangerous to my career. So instead I did Wonderwall. I think alliance equals good idea.
Spencer Confessional: I lied. I am a Survivor Superfan. Conflicting alliances lead to the win. And I am gay.
(The scene shifts to Timbira where Brendan is making watermelon sandwiches for the tribe)
Brendan: Mmmm, watermelon sandwiches. If only we had some granola to go with this.
Debbie: You have money! I just realized that now. As an educator, I am good at people watching.
Brendan: Alliance?
Debbie: Okay.
Brendan Confessional: I am a professional liar. I am good at lying. I do not actually want an alliance.
Debbie Confessional: I hope the next challenge is a water based one. I swim everyday before work for 10 miles.
REWARD/IMMUNITY CHALLENGE: Tic-Tac-Toe Three-In-A-Row
Jeff Probst: Come on in guys!
(The Survivors enter)
Jeff Probst: Coach voted out at the last tribal council.
Carolina Confessional: I am upset that Coach went. He made an alliance with me with his eyes and me with my boobs.
Jeff Probst: Today, there is a giant tic tac toe board. When I blow my whistle, and equal amount of males and ladies will run out. First group to yell tic-tac-toe three in a row while three in a row gets a point. First to three wins. Wanna know what you're playing for?
Sydney: Yes!
(Sydney smiles and nods)
(Jeff yoinks a cover off a plate)
Jeff Probst: Bread. Bread for the entire tribe. Timbira, you have to sit out one person. Who will it be?
Brendan: Guys, I have a lacerated disk. I should sit.
Erinn: But I'm frail and sucky except for puzzles.
Brendan: Shut the hell up.
Brendan: I'm sitting!
Jeff Probst: Brendan sitting for Timbira.
Brendan Confessional: I am a liar. I do not have a lacerated disk. I am rich so I can say that.
(In the first round, Debbie, Erinn, and Candace faceoff against Carolina, Sandy, and Taj. It's dead even, but Taj suddenly falls off the platform, and Timbira quickly scores. In the second round, Tyson, Jerry, and Sierra face off against Spencer, Stephen, and Sydney. Stephen throws himself at Tyson at seems surprisingly adapt at fighting off Tyson, but Jerry and Sierra double team Sydney in an angry, lusty assault. Sydney falls, and Timbira scores again. In the third round, JT, Sandy, and Taj face off against Candace, Jerry, and Erinn. JT, unable to move due to his crippling paralysis, lies in his spot, but Erinn trips over him into the water. Jalapao earns their first point. In the fourth round, Timbira sends out Sierra, Erinn, and Tyson to face off against Joe, Taj, and Sandy. Sandy attempts to drown Erinn, but Tyson picks her up and throws her off Andre the Giant style. Timbira scores and wins bread.)
Taj Confessional: Sandy let herself be manhandled. She is a disgrace.
Stephen Confessional: As angsty New York Jew yes, JT handicap hatred yes.
(The scene shifts to Timbira)
Erinn Confessional: I am a perpetual outsider, but this time I am an insider. For now. With immunity. When my boyfriend was inside me, he made me happy. Now I feel nothing but sadness.
Tyson: Erinn, can I have your hair extensions for tinder?
Erinn: Hell no.
Tyson: Look at my penis then.
(Tyson flashes Erinn. Erinn makes a disgusted face.)
(The scene shifts to Jalapao, where the vote is being decided.)
Taj: We should vote out Sandy. She beat me to the idol.
Sydney: Rotting corpse, gag.
JT: She is too weak in challenges to be left here.
Sydney: I'll get Spencer to vote with us. Then we'll be in the clear.
Joe: Dude. JT is going to die.
Spencer: Okay. That sounds amicable. To vote him out that is.
Sydney: Vote for Sandy.
Spencer: But I am gay and compassionate. And I am Sandy's sex kitten foster parent.
Sydney: Do it or I won't have sex with you.
Spencer: ...
Spencer Confessional: I am at a dilemma to tell my tribe whether I'm gay. If I vote with Sydney though, she may think me straight. This will be tough.
TRIBAL COUNCIL #2
Jeff Probst: Welcome Jalapao. Enjoying your time?
Taj: I'm hungry!
Jeff Probst: Very good. Is anyone feeling like they are in danger?
JT: Nope.
Sandy: Nuh-uh.
Joe: I got a pretty bad leg infection.
Jeff Probst: And with that, it's time to vote.
(Jalapao votes)
Jeff Probst: I will now count the votes.
Jeff Probst: First vote: Sandy
Sandy
Sandy
JT
JT
JT
JT
Sandy
And with 5 votes, the second eliminee of Survivor: Tocantins is Sandy Burgin. Please bring me your torch.
Sandy: Damn!
Jeff Probst: Sandy, your time is up. Please hand me your torch.
(Jeff snuffs Sandy's torch)
Jeff Probst: And with that, forteen remain. See ya guys soon.
Sandy's final words: I got voted off. I'm pissed!
