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Yasmin exploded onto the scene in ep 2 of Samoa with a segment devoted entirely to her uncensored disdain for all things related to the outdoors. Bugs, grass, sunshine, water, coconut, dirt, air, all of it. She summarized her feelings by comparing starving in the wilderness with annoying white people to being shot at it in a roach infested slum in Detroit. And I quote:


INSTANTLY I was in love and convinced Yasmin was going home that very night. Fortunately I was wrong because she was chosen to go over to Foa Foa and disrespect them continually. This led to my favorite moment in Survivor Samoa so far, which was Yasmin's UTRP reaction to Mike's near death experience.


Jeff: We're taking Mike out of the game because he may have brain damage."
Foa Foa: "...huh....so....anyway...."
Yasmin: ";;__;;"

So compassionate <33 Her generous spirit didn't let her stop there though and when they got back to camp Yasmin immediately gathered all of Foa Foa around her to give a speech so inspirational and thoughtful that paraphrasing it would not come close to doing it justice:


"Ok now. My name is Yasmin and I'm a professional hairstylist. I don't know how you feeling about me but let's just say I'm not the enemy. Not only that but I'm here to help you guys strategize because to me, I don't like a not-fair fight. It's almost like why be matched up with people that's not matched up with the right people? Because then it's like taking candy from a baby. Who the hell wants to do that? That don't boost my self-esteem. You know what I'm saying? That make me seem like I really did something that was a cake walk."

wowzaaa. The best part about this is that she was 100% genuine and really did think she was doing them a favor. Delusional bitchery is by far the best kind imo and there are few better examples of it. Yasmin's next order of business was demanding an audience with hickgoddess and potential KKK member Ben.


Ben: "What's up?"
Yasmin: "Now....let's talk about cheap shots."
Ben: "Tripping someone is not a cheap shot ^_^"
Yasmin: "AH AH AH. Now....*sudden serious voice* you tackled me like a dude."
Ben: "That's how the game is played."
Yasmin: "DO YOU SEE WOMEN PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH %@#$$? THEY DON'T FOR A REASON."
Ben: "You were going after my ball so..."
Yasmin: "I understand but you ain't showing me no sympathy."
Ben: "Listen grammar school..."
Yasmin: "GRAMMAR SCHOOL?!?! Listen IGNORANT"
Ben: "What's the definition of ignorant?"
Yasmin: "What's the definition of grammar school?"

TOUCHE. With this war of words ending in a stalemate Ben then went off to expose his casual racism to his entire multi-ethnic tribe.


He was booted the very next ep <3 My version of events says that Yasmin is a secret genius who used her inflammatory nature to expose Ben's racism and get him kicked out of his tribe, potentially weakening them. Proof of Yasmin's masterminding genius came in ep 4 when she revealed that her STRATEGY was to BE LAZY.


Yeah that's right. You see Yasmin sees things and what she saw was Shambo a) doing a lot of work and b) getting a lot of shit for doing things wrong. Naturally, Yasmin wanted to avoid falling into that same trap.


Nap time! Of course like all uniquely brilliant strategies it had a risk of backfiring and backfire it did when Yasmin was voted out at the next TC Still she will forever live in my heart as being too ~real~ for this show, not to mention one of Survivors preeminent fashionistas.