We are always open, the rooms are free and there is never a check out time. The rooms are open for flirting and whatever else you want to do. Promise, we won't tell a soul.
We have a number of amenities to offer for the perfect romantic getaway thread.
1.) Romantic lighting and scented candles.
2.) CD stereo with assorted romance CD's
3.) Softly scented incense with burner.
All you need for the perfect evening alone. (Well with other's watching of course, this isn't a private hotel)
For your snuggling needs, we offer a comfy, yet cheesy loveseat......perfect for two.
Or......if you and your cyber love are feeling particularly amerous, we offer a nice bed with clean sheets.
Although, we can't guarantee clean sheets on a Monday, but hey it's free.
On the table in the room is a gift basket with assorted goodies, cheap champagne and glasses.
One last thing, before I leave......here is the key and make sure you lovers lock the room before you leave. The room will be cleaned immediately for the next couple. We pay Santa's elves to keep the rooms tidy in the off season.
Thank you for visiting the OT No-Tell Motel. Come back and visit anytime.