The new season of Survivor has done it again, given us a new twist to chew on: Lads against the Lassies! What a treat it was last night to watch the faces of those contestants when they began to realize they were all male/female tribes. The tribe colors are yellow & blue (thank GOODNESS they weren't pink & blue - that would have been a little too much for me to handle)
All the castaways seem to be happy with the deal except for the two beautiful people: Ryan & Jenna, both hoping to rely on thier begiling ways with the opposite sex to further themselves in the game. Sorry Charlie, with the "sausage factory" and the "Amazons" there will be no flirting, just some good ole male & female bashing! I LOVE THIS SHOW!
The male tribe (whom I've nicknamed the "Johnny Bravos") were all too confident about their physical & mental prowess against the ladies: stating the girls will be crying and making cell phones to call their boyfriends to pick them up! Although they asked the "Magic 8 Ball" which of them will get to hook up with an Amazon hottie. Boys will be boys. Roger is a bossy "Skipper" who, although is rubbing some of his mates the wrong way, is getting shit done. However, we all know, the one who takes the lead usually is the one who's torch can get snuffed.
The female tribe, although very chummy and pretty have a few members on the insensitive side: stating that they cannot bond with Kristy because of the obvious communication barrier - her being deaf. I am hoping one of the "Amazonians" will realize that haviing Kristy as an ally can be beneficial in the long run. However, the gals have a non-existent shelter and this, my friends, will wear on their competative spirit as well as the groups cameraderie.
The first challenge, the men got it in the balls with Daniel sliding down that balance beam like some type of jungle exotic dancer. While the women come from behind to embarass the men and completing obliterating their HUGE lead in the challenge. And, here's a tip: don't underestimate the power of the woman fellas, especially when y'all are trying to score; women know how to manipulate men, it's what we're born to do!
Lastly, beautiful Ryan gets snuffer after a few more "Johnny Bravo-esque" comments, proving that he is just a pretty face. But he did learn from his experience: THAT YOU HAVE TO DO WORK! Ryan make his own bed and now he's lying in it, eating good and chillin' while the game goes on
Next week proves to have even more drama when the chicks will get rained on while the dudes sit dry and comfortable. There is guanteed to be much more drama coming from all the testoseron and estrogen flying around in the air, coupled with the harsh elements. BRING IT ON (It's already been broughten)!
The Denver Diva has spoken!