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Coming Soon to I h.eart Survivor...

(Fade in the tribe at Tribal Council, looking at the all-new Manber

ANNOUNCER: Last time, on a very special episode of Super-Vivor...

JEFF: Christmas Miracles tend to come in threes and only two have happened, what about the third?

(Lightning crackles in the background as everyone looks over to Amber.)

CHAD: What is it?

(As the shadows clear from Amber’s face, we clearly see that she looks absolutely the same, yet now sports a goatee and is wearing a flanel shirt.)

MICHAEL: I think… it's... it's...

MANBER: Hi.

MICHAEL: IT'S MANBER!!!

(Lightning crackles across the background once more.)

(Cut to Jon holding Jerri's lifeless body, lying on the floor with blood everywhere.)

JON: WHYYYYYYYYY?! PLEASE DON'T DIE!

(Cut to Mork and Mindy in a big cave. Mork is holding something big and metal.)

MORK: Okay Mindy, we'll set this time machine up...

MINDY: But how do we know it'll bring us back to 1982?

MORK: We don't.

MINDY: Uh oh!

(Cut to Klinger from M*A*S*H* sitting in a jail cell.)

KLINGER: Oh no! I can't be in jail while my wife is giving birth!

(Cut to a big black guy finding a pregnancy test on counter in a washroom.)

JEROME: Oh no! Moesha might be pregnant!

(Cut to Terri Hatcher and a man in a Superman costume opening a door to find a baby in a basket.)

TERRI HATCHER: Aw! He's so cute!

SUPERMAN: I'm Dean Cain.

(Cut to Mallory, Rembrandt, Maggie and That Black Chick in a creepy room with Kromagg technology everywhere. A big crazy red portal swirls around in front of them.)

MAGGIE: But how will you defeat the Kromaggs?!

REMBRANDT (Holding up a needle): I'll inject this ANTIDOTE into my skin!

(He does so.)

THAT BLACK CHICK: But will you survive the crazy Kromagg portal?!

REMBRANDT: Sure, why not?

(He jumps in the crazy portal and then the "SUPER-VIVOR!" is spelled out in slanty white letters against a black background, "Sliders" style.)

(BAM!)

ANNOUNCER: Coming 6-21-05, your life WILL depend on seeing this episode.