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Borneo

Sue: "Ya, Sean grow SOME BALLS!"

Kelly: "We're aren't bad people, we just play them on TV."

Sue: "Action man, Action Richard!"

Colleen: "I mean, we're on a deserted island. We're horny."

Sue (voting for Greg): "You're a conniving, cunning little snake. And I'm going to be so happy when you're gone. So just consider this the shovel chopping off your head."

Greg after being voted out: "Nooooooo...I don't wanna!!!!!!!"

Gervase: "If you wanna be seen, stand up. If you wanna be heard, speak up. If you wanna be appreciated, SHUT UP."

Jenna: "A little too little, too late."

Gervase (during the Survivor commentary on the DVD about Colleen:

"I mean, this is a girl who didn't wash her ass for thirty plus days. Her hair to right on Monday, to the left on Tuesday, backwards on Wednesday and this is still the hottest chick I have ever seen."

Sue: "Tapiyokah!"


Australia

Alicia: "I will ALWAYS wave my finger in your face."

Jeff in reference to Kimmi: "She just talks and talks and talks and talks, I just wanna grab her by the neck and shake the shit out of her!"

Kimmi: "Mike thanked god today that he was the leader of the tribe. I don't know when he was annointed, apparently I had my backed turned at the moment."

Jerri: "My ultimate fantasy is to pour hot chocolate over some hot guys bod."

Colby: "I may be a lot of things. But I ain't no hershey bar."

Keith referring to Jerri: "I didn't come here to be pushed around by some bartender wannabe actress."

Amber: "Oh my GOD!"

Tina yelling at Keith and Jerri: "Stop it!!! Both of you, or you're going to time out!"

Maralyn: "Okay Mad Dog, chill out. This is not such a BD, Big Deal."

Maralyn: "No one had any RIGHT. To go through Cal's bag."

Nick: "Once you go dark meat you never go back."


Africa

KimP: "Brandon, what's your luxury item?"
Brandon: "Chapstick."
KimP: "You rock!"

Lindsey: "Frank goes over to our Samburu flag with his deer antlers and freaks out with them."

Frank: "Linda is so concrete she's buried at the bottom of the Hoover Dam."

Brandon referring to the Samburu Elders: "Y'all, let's not forget what they put us through the last six days. They are miserable, conniving little people who've been talking about us."

Brandon: "Linda has two very different sides. There's the sweet, renewing one kinda motherly and then there's this, I don't know, crazy woman side to her too."

Kelly: "I'm sorry, someone voted for you Mr. Ego (Lex), deal with it."

Kelly: "Kim, if you think you played this game with integrity. Don't flatter yourself."

Tom: "We gotta black man with tighty whiteys on, we got two skinny men flag wavin', a young lady shakin' bacon. If that don't stop the plane, I wanna talk to the pilot."


Marquesas

Sean: "Sarah's arrival was almost like Cleopatra. The servants are paddling she's sitting there on the crate, looking so marvelous with her boobs hanging out and her goldilocks in the air."

Vecepia: "Sarah has a cute body. She paid a lot for it."

Kathy: "I don't want to be the blonde bitch of this group. I'm really not that way."

Gabriel: "This is definitely the love tribe."

Sean referring to Patricia: "She's doin' too much talking to me."

Rob: "Fear keeps people loyal. If they have something to fear they have something to lose. That's straight ouf of the Godfather. It's true."

Sean: "Neleh offers seven starving adults a piece of candy from her mouth. Keep your candy man, that's like saying...anyone want this piece of doo-doo."

Rob: "Sean will most definitely go first. Then I think it will be me next because Vee's a lot better at ::makes smooching noises:: You know what I'm sayin?"

Sean: "My balls...wait, wait, my balls...they really hurt."

Kathy: "Confucious say...we are going crazy."

Vecepia: "I've had about enough of these people, love em, but I've had enough of them."

Vecepia: "Too much drama."

Hunter: "I was camping with a bunch of knuckleheads and I'll tell you that to your face when I see you again."


Thailand

Shii Ann: "Robb, idiot that he is. There's no way a logical thought goes through his brain because his mouth is always flapping."

Robb: "Look at my hands!"

Shii Ann: "Penny, you're manipulative."

Helen: "If I had a gun at that point, I would've pulled it out. Shot her first, shot me second. That's why I don't carry a gun."

Ghandia: "I think it'd be better distract the other team with my cleavage. For me it would be easy access so we can distract the guys on the other side."
Tanya: "They're going to be blindfolded!"

Ted: "I am 150 to 200 perecent happy with the wife that I have at home!"

Helen: "That damn monkey, if I find him I'm gonna kill him."


The Amazon

Jenna: "Being the jungle with seven other women? This is my worst nightmare."

Deena: "We can pee in front of each other."

Daniel: "We ain't goin to tribal council."

Alex: "Shawna is a hottie."
Rob: "I do think Shawna is hot, but I think Heidi is the hottest."
Jeff Probst: "You guys came in from Day One talking more trash that I've ever heard. Ever. You get your asses kicked and you turn and go "I wanna hook up!" Which tells me you guys could be in serious trouble."

Heidi: "I think for the rest of the game the girls should go topless because that's all guys ever think about."

Rob: "I just had a bath with a swimsuit model."

JoAnna: "HALLELUJAH!!!!!"

Christy to Jenna at the Final Tribal: "So you feel that you have a handicap because you're beautiful. I've never even out in the real world heard someone say that."

Deena when voting for Roger: "Reality check and mate. Never underestimate the power of a woman."

Deena: "It's amazing with a little bit of testosterone can do for somebody."

Rob referring to Matt: "Why does he need to sharpen the machete all the time? I think he's gonna kill us."

Jenna: "Screw you, you fat pig."


Pearl Islands

Sandra: They were like you're starting now and you're taking nothing. I was like 'Oh shit!'"

Sandra: "You know what, I CAN GET LOUD TOO! WHAT THE FUCK!"

Rupert: "I want him off my island and out of my adventure."

Rupert: "Johnny Fairplay is now Johnny Pain-in-the-Ass to me."

Jon: "Deals in this game are like fat women and Wicker furniture. Easily broken by Johnny Fairplay."

Darrah: "Jon's not attractive at all."
The crowd cheers.

Tijuana: "Nicole is definitely an enemy, she came right off the bat trying to take me down."

Osten: "Yeah, I'm quitting."

Lillian upon being voted back in: "I am a nice person!"

Jon: "My grandmother is sitting at home watching Jerry Springer right now."

Jeff Probst: "Your past, has come back to haunt you."


All Stars

Shii Ann: "Stupid people. Let me say that again, STUPID PLAYERS!"

Jenna L: "Shii Ann opens her mouth and I feel like putting a gun in mine."

Sue: "These are really stupid people I'm with."

Richard: "Ethan caught a fish. I'm the only one who's supposed to catch fish. I have to fix that I'll bring back twelve now."

Colby: "Jerri has not changed one iota since the first time she's played this game."

Jerri on voting for Colby: "Is this a revenge vote? Hell yeah."

Jenna M on what could be in the box: "Maybe it's an animal."

Shii Ann: "Mother nature can be one forceful bitch."

Shii Ann on winning immunity: "YEAH! TAKE THAT!"

Alicia: "Who made Rob the master of this camp and Amber his little in pocket girl, when did that happen?"

Kathy to Rob/Amber: "We were outplayed, I got it. I GOT IT. I got that we were outplayed."

Alicia to Rob/Amber: "There is one thing in my opinion, that is the lowest form of standard of play that you can reach. And you two, not only mastered it, but relied on it to get to the Final Two. And that is the fine art of butt kissing and ego stroking. You both did so much of it, that I could not possibly tell which one of you has more crap on their lips."

Shii Ann to the jury: "People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones."

Tom to Rob: "Don't be stupid, stupid."


Sorry, only watched the last three episodes of the Vanuatu season. So I don't know many quotes from there. Someone else wanna do Palau?