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"Twila, while you try to pretend to be so nice to everyone, when you show your true colors, you're no part of any rainbow I've ever seen" OOOOH! LESBIAN PUTDOWN!!!

Leann - "I really love these people" Julie - "Me too" Leann - "I'm probablly just drunk" Julie - "Me too"

JON - *Writes down Rupert*

Jerri - "Knock knock Colby. You hear that? That's all of my Survivor baggage being carried away.

Jerri - Teehee! So last night we voted out Colby.

Jerri - MEATBALL SANDWICHES! Chocolate kisses, chocolate syrup, chocolate reeces pieces

Jerri - How can a chef not know how to cook rice?

I saw someone else do this and it was such a good idea!!!

BORNEO

Colleen - OH shut up you. I mean really. Just go catch some more fish.

Greg - First time was because you irritated me, Second time was because the nature's phone said so. Third time is because I have an ear infection that's clearing you up.

Gervase - Kelly, you go girl. I hope you win this so you can go stuff this down her throat.

Jeff Probst - Sue, the tribe has spoken.

AUSTRALIA

*Every quote of Jerri's*

Colby - Keith is just an idiot.

Alicia - I will always wave my finger in your face.

Kimmi - Jeff I'm voting for you because other people have told me they may vote for you.

Keith's constant butchering of the word comeraderie

Maralyn - CAL (His name was KEL UGH!)

Mitchell - I was glad that Keith cooked the fish, but I don't care. Jerri or I could have easily done that.

Keith - They were sitting over me like vultures.

Jeff - "Keith, the tribe has spoken"

AFRICA

Brandon's Survivor Insider 2 1/2 minute rant about how badly he hates Frank.

Teresa - And then Lindsey came up to me and asked if that was true. Well, I didn't wanna lie to her. So I just kinda said yeeeeeah.

Kelly - When I vote for you, you'll know it.

Kelly - If you think you're here because of any integrity, don't flatter yourself. Pick a number between 1 and 2000

Linda - What? Your mother never hugged you?

Brandon - Stupid Ethan. Stupid stupid move. I was coming in here totally voting for you. You had to bash me on my own question to you. Stupid move Ethan.

Frank - I am a republican piece of shit and need to be castrated. Republicans are the bane of society and Kim you're such an intelligent, well-versed political mind because you know how dumb I am. (Okay this wasn't his words... but it's what should have been said. Frank was a useless fucktard and we all know this anyhow.)

Jeff- Frank, the tribe has spoken.

Marquesas -

Gabe - We're the love tribe.

Kathy - We need fire.

Tammy - Zoe is just a bitch.

Sarah - I was going back to the camp so I could pretty much cut off my legs with the machete.

Kathy - Yeah man, I thought this would be a good bargaining tool. Nobody, not once today, came up to me and was like Kat... let's make a deal. Not a person.

Jeff - "Rob M, the tribe has spoken"

Thailand

*cue the crickets*

disHonrable mention - Shii Ann's inhuman eye rolling

Amazon

Rob C - Meanwhile the camp of The vagina monologues.



*Yawns* I'm tired lol so I guess that means I'm done typing now.