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Tom to Caryn: "Don't be chipper! Be down and dour."

Ian voting out Caryn: "Best three seconds of my day."
-voting out Coby: "It's just your turn to get whacked."
"Janu's like the dysfunctional aunt who lives in the attic."

Aras: "Somebody call a whambulence, Terry's crying on the course!!!!!!!"
"Shane, all those hugs we had by the fire, they were all real."

BigTom about Frank: "He has the personality of an 80 year old."

Gregg: "You were worthless around camp. Insignificant, even embarrassing in challenges. You would think that the least that you could do was, you know, make some friends around camp. Yet I still can count a number of instances where you've ridiculed, made fun of, almost all these jury members, and even betrayed them at times. So my question to you is, explain to me and the jury how being so pathetic is your plan, and not your plan to get an invite to number two, but your plan to win you a million dollars."

Shane: "NOBODY SIT ON MY THINKING SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If I were judged on my intentions, I'd be president of the planet."
"You are broke, you are homeless, and you freeload off your dad."

Sandra: "I think she liked her. In a *sexual* way."

Stephenie: "Jealousy will get you nowhere."
"Why am I always on the tribe that suuuuuuuuucks."

Brandon: "We had to have a premature evacuation."
"I don't know about novelty-sized boobs."

Neleh, to John: "This sucks."

Sean (about Sarah): "All she brings to the tribe are two flotation devices."

Coby: "Katie shot up (Stephenie's) butt."

Darrah: "Jon lies, but, you know, he also tells the truth."

Clay: "Helen's like an encyclopedia. You don't open her up unless you need to know something."

Brian: "You gotta play this game cold. Ice cold."

And, of course, Willard: "I wanted to knock her out of the boat with my oar."

I mentioned that one earlier. It was awesome in a way because for some reason once Aras said that I knew that he won the season. I don't know, it was an instinctual thing, but I realized that the tide had turned against Terry, editting wise, and that Aras was getting a winner's edit. And so I sensed that Aras had won. But ...
"SOMEBODY CALL A WHAMBULENCE TERRY'S CRYING ON THE COURSE!!!!!!" Ah, good times.