Sounds like a rotten idea.
It would attract fruit flies.
Just gross.
It would attract fruit flies.
Just gross.
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Posts: 139 (08/22/07 9:19 AM) <--doesn't get most of the jokes |
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 1051 (08/22/07 9:20 AM) Registered user |
If a kid gave me a bag of shit I would put it on my mantle.
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 token lunatic |
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Posts: 18074 (08/22/07 9:21 AM) Registered user |
Uh, hello, can't you READ? She said she would keep it in some sort of cooling unit or summat, thus keeping the pesky critters safe at bay.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 4405 (08/22/07 9:22 AM) Registered user |
I want to invent a cologne that smells like the beach.
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chelleforrupert |
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Posts: 4204 (08/22/07 9:24 AM) Registered user |
And a coffee table book about coffee tables. |
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WeekiWacheeGirl |
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Posts: 140 (08/22/07 9:24 AM) <--doesn't get most of the jokes |
A cooling unit, right.
That would work. 
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 21718 (08/22/07 9:25 AM) Registered user |
you should totally do that.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 57 (08/22/07 9:25 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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What about a cologne that smells like markers? or Zippo lighters? or exhaust fumes?
People would be sniffing you all day long. |
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chelleforrupert |
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Posts: 4205 (08/22/07 9:26 AM) Registered user |
Or cologne that smells like stinky feet?
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 18076 (08/22/07 9:27 AM) Registered user |
I smell like exotic passion fruit* as opposd to that local ass shit you can get in Kroger's.
*but only if you prick my skin. |
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Posts: 353 (08/22/07 9:30 AM) Registered user |
What was the minneola btw ?
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TC |
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Posts: 3274 (08/22/07 9:32 AM) I Need A Clue
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My minneola was my best friend.
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Posts: 3929 (08/22/07 9:34 AM) I'm coming to terms with my issues |
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(How YOU doin'?) I made a new fakey band t-shirt (for MY band) because the old ones i made years ago are all faded and worn out. My buddy razzed me into making new ones...so I made one. BTW....my dox-matrix printer was used for the lettering. DAMN>>>>SHARPEST DARKEST LETTERS YOU EVER SEEN. |
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TC |
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Posts: 3275 (08/22/07 9:37 AM) I Need A Clue
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Mom HOLIO |
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Posts: 6 (08/22/07 9:38 AM) Registered Adult
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I have a red plastic cup filled with rocks that my granddaughter brought me as a decoration. It sits prominently in my office on the bookshelf. I think the
rocks came from somebody's driveway. My office is decorated in homemade stuff only, with the exception of family pics.
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Posts: 159 (08/22/07 11:38 AM) Registered loser
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i don't get those bottles of liquid with sticks. Is that supposed to do something? The twigs are supposed to diffuse the scent. Just another in a long line of gimmicks. I figure it helps the economy to waste money on crap. |
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ashley madison |
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Posts: 5660 (08/22/07 11:43 AM) |
I remember making air fresheners as a kid by sticking cloves in an orange. they smelled great for several days..
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Posts: 45 (08/22/07 2:55 PM) |
I'd buy the fresh orange/lemon/grapefruit poker. I would never buy a burning oil thingie because I think it's toxic. Real fruit is different.
Demeter already makes cologne that smells like: Playdoh, Markers, Crayons, Dirt, Gin & Tonics, etc. Get with it, Penny |
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 814 (08/22/07 3:03 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
Just run a cut up lemon in your garbage disposal and your kitchen smells lemony fresh all day.
Or you could rig a very expensive cooling unit that pokes holes in lemons for only 100X the cost. Whatever works for you. Kimbob the Price-Performance Expert |
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Posts: 185 (08/22/07 3:03 PM) Registered loser
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The problem with the refrigerated lemon stabber is that even at room temp it would not provide much coverage and once you chill it you'd practically have to wear it around your neck to enjoy the fragrance. It would end up causing some sort of neck disorder and eventually you'd be out on the street with an ashtray, thermos, chair, and paddle ball game. |
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