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r |
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So how is the patent process coming?
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token lunatic |
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Bernard Wrangler wrote: I'd buy it. |
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Dr Weems |
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WOW....I barely remember this old thread.
i INVENTED SOMETHING AGAIN.... (unlike TC's brain dead ideas....mine are always real and I have actual versions of them).... .....I figured out that by "modifying" my fish tanks power heds with bigger air tubes, they produce twice the bubbles, stronger flow/more cleaning power , and will clog up with fish slime less. |
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TC |
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Where did I invent the whisky barrel planters that go around your lamp post? At bngh? I think there were a couple other inventions by me in that thread.
I'm STILL dying for a TV where you can change the direction of the picture so you can lay on your side and watch tv. |
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hwamf |
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Plasma.
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Dr Weems |
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YOUR IDEAS ARE STUPID.
Inventions can only be called "inventions" if you've made it put it through the tests. All my inventions have worked. |
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TC |
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You can make a plasma tv broadcast sideways?
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r |
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TC wrote: Heh. I remember that thread. One of the morons kept trying to give you grief over how you watched tv upside down or some such nonsense. I accused you of being from Ork as I recall. |
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Dr Weems |
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT SEVERAL BOOKS UNDER ONE SIDE OF THE T.V. SO IT TILTS IN THE DIRECTION YOU WANT?
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS NONSENSE TODAY. GRRRRR >:c ( |
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TC |
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Um ...if I am sitting there watching tv and I want to scoot sideways or hang my head off the side of the bed, it's because I'm in a lazy mode. I'm
not going to get up and MOVE THE TV. Tardo.
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Dr Weems |
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NO FUCKING T.V. MAKER IS GOING TO HAVE ANY INTEREST IN INVENTED SUCH A RETARDED IDEA FOR A RETARDED PERSON.
FUCK YOU IF YOU WANT TO WATCH T.V. UPSIDE DOWN. >:c ( |
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TC |
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Eat me, dipshit. I bet LOTS of people like to watch tv upsidedown.
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hwamf |
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You and the monkeys.
And me sometimes. |
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Dr Weems |
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NO....YOU ARE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO EAT ME.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE NEEDS OF RETARDS THAT WANT TO WATCH T.V. IN RANDOM STUPID POSITIONS. Your next invention will probably be "a t.v. people can watch with their heads up their asses". |
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Hamdingers |
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That's called PBS.
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hwamf |
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Plassma.
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nekey |
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A plasma mount will not turn all the way sideways. I think the solution is two tvs.
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r |
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I think having a removeable head might be the answer. You could place the head on the couch or chair properly and let your body do whatever.
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TC |
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I DO NOT WANT TO TURN THE TV. Just the picture. You know like when you are viewing a picture on your computer and you can rotate it 90 degrees or 180? THAT.
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Hamdingers |
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nekey wrote: Huh? Mine does. But I hate the thing, because the cleaners always knock it out of whack and I don't notice until I'm already in bed. And sorry, but rotating the picture on a widescreen TV would just be dumb. |
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