I've begun to notice that ReRe has a certain antipathy reserved for ding dong ditchers.
moments ago I hear...
*ding*
*ding*
*ding*
*giggle*
*bump*
Run!
I think to myself, "you guys were sloppy and slow... you're doomed" as the strangly primeval growl rises from ReRe's study by the door. It is awn! She's out the door and closing fast. I walk on out because it's dark and what if it's not a kid, I can't let ReRe be running down the sidewalk at night alone... ok so maybe I went out to watch. The kids were dumb. They ran straight towards home (only four houses down) and go through the front door with ReRe on their tail. As I walk up she is finishing up with their mother, yeah they're fucked. I see ReRe look over the mother and make eye contact with the girls and say, "Don't you ding dong ditch my house." The finger wag was implied.
another one bites the dust.
moments ago I hear...
*ding*
*ding*
*ding*
*giggle*
*bump*
Run!
I think to myself, "you guys were sloppy and slow... you're doomed" as the strangly primeval growl rises from ReRe's study by the door. It is awn! She's out the door and closing fast. I walk on out because it's dark and what if it's not a kid, I can't let ReRe be running down the sidewalk at night alone... ok so maybe I went out to watch. The kids were dumb. They ran straight towards home (only four houses down) and go through the front door with ReRe on their tail. As I walk up she is finishing up with their mother, yeah they're fucked. I see ReRe look over the mother and make eye contact with the girls and say, "Don't you ding dong ditch my house." The finger wag was implied.
another one bites the dust.
I wish I coulda had
someone ring my doorbell last year when they egged my car. You heard me. I went to work with eggshells on my roof.
