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Best Breakfast Cereal Mascot |
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Posts: 1128 (08/29/07 03:12 PM) |
It's gotta be Cap'n Crunch.
And the cereal is the best. Even Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is better than almost all other cereals. |
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Posts: 26791 (08/29/07 03:16 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Cap'n hasn't had a villain since the Soggies! So that makes him lame.
Toucan Sam is the best! He's had the most enemies to defeat. |
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 21825 (08/29/07 03:16 PM) Kid Hater |
Frankenberry. It is NOT that gay fucking Toucan.
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Posts: 26792 (08/29/07 03:17 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
'Cuse me? But Sam is a badass.
Look how many bad guys he's stopped. The Ostrich Triplets...well that's all I can remember, but there were countless foes for him to fight. |
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Posts: 12213 (08/29/07 03:18 PM) Registered user |
Nobody's gayer than Frankenberry. What with the pink and all. Now Tony the Tiger, he's a man's tiger.
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Posts: 11903 (08/29/07 03:21 PM) Registered user |
Funny, I was thinking of posting a Cereal Mascot Death Match thread yesterday.
I'd say Count Chocula could take the Captain anytime. In skills and in flavour. |
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kutabeach |
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Posts: 1130 (08/29/07 03:22 PM) |
I dunno, Count Chocula can't even come out during the daytime.
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Posts: 26793 (08/29/07 03:24 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Wendell is pretty psycho. I still say those other too chefs are embedded in the concrete floor of his basement.
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 20316 (08/29/07 03:25 PM) put Angel in the corner
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Those rice crispy dudes!
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Posts: 354 (08/29/07 03:26 PM) Registered loser
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Bruce Jenner
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Posts: 6072 (08/29/07 03:27 PM) Registered User |
Cornelius Rooster was boss in the late 90's. Then he disappeared when people finally realized that Frosted Flakes ARE cornflakes with the sugar already on
them, and that sugary layer keeps them crunchy longer. So Tony the Tiger ate him.
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Posts: 2798 (08/29/07 03:29 PM) Registered User |
Frankenberry & Count Chocula are just the figureheads. BooBerry was *always* the power in that group.
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 21826 (08/29/07 03:32 PM) Kid Hater |
The Trix Rabbit never wins.
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Posts: 5159 (08/29/07 03:35 PM) Registered User |
Do dead ones count? |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 2036 (08/29/07 03:43 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 76 (08/29/07 03:45 PM) Registered user |
as long as it's not the sugar crisp ... bear? because that cereal sucks.
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Posts: 601 (08/29/07 03:48 PM) |
I like Dig 'Em, cuz he's fuckin' street.
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Posts: 88 (08/29/07 03:54 PM) Lost soul |
No mention of the Lucky Charms Leprechaun? He's got magic!!
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UrbanCenter |
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Posts: 7495 (08/29/07 03:56 PM) Registered User |
The weakest mascot has got to be Trix the rabbit. He's constantly pwned by a bunch of brats, and he's not even allowed to eat his OWN cereal.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 5161 (08/29/07 04:00 PM) Registered User |
Leprechauns are evil.
And drunk. And greedy. I fucking hate them. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 26794 (08/29/07 04:24 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
ScruffyGuy wrote: And they kill shop keepers with pogo sticks. |
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