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I was sick this weekend, so I caught some of this. Very disturbing. I don't know if this is fake or what, but it isn't a healthy environment to raise two small girls.

We have Joe Francis calling from prison, offering the 3 elder Kardashian daughters the opportunity to fly down to Mexico and do a photo shoot for a swimwear line.

Okay, first of all, one of the daughters is fat. The kind of fat that would make a GGW viewer laugh his drunken horny ass off. Kim's other sister is actually better looking than any of them, but she's relegated to a one piece swim suit and Mom is also in the picture, wearing a robe and holding a martini. We pretty much get the idea that Kim is the only one that matters, but whatever.

So mom wants to whore out her grown daughters, okay. I see where it has gotten them today. Kim's greatest claim to fame is a sex tape. Big surprise. But mom lies to her husband about where they are going and why.

Husband jets down to Mexico after finding out from his famewhoring son that the girls are doing a GGW photoshoot. He puts his famewhoring son in charge of babysitting the two preteens. And then his manager stops by, who seems to be another Hollywood kid aimlessly searching for something that will make him continue to live in the lifestyle he has become accustomed to. And then it gets weird.

The one younger Jenner daughter asks "what's girls gone wild"? Brody tries to change the subject. She then starts jumping around lifting her shirt. The two girls grab a video camera and ask the "manager" to film them on the stripper pole in someone's bedroom.

Yeah. This is bad. And Britney gets shit?

Apparently mom is so happy to have whores for daughters, she doesn't mind that her 8 year old is imitating girls gone wild. Who knows, this could be a meal ticket after Kim gets as fat as her sister.

Next week Kim and mom will be posing for Playboy. This is even sicker than the Gastineau girls.

I'll have to wait until I get home to click on that link. Hopefully not as disturbing as Cisco Adler's ballsack.

I blame Ryan Seacrest, he produced this steaming pile of shit.

Recap of this week's show for people with too much good taste to watch, yet a morbid curiousity:

Kim gets invited to pose for Playboy, she doesn't want to do nude. Bruce decides to help her get in shape by working out with her for two weeks. Meanwhile, they keep getting interrupted by her fat sister, who seems to have incestuous thoughts towards Bruce and gets all pouty when he tells her to buzz off after he gets sick of hearing her innuendo.

Kim does several lingerie shots. When the photographer asks her to take off her bra, she says no. Her mother, all the while is talking about how it is her fantasy to pose in playboy. We now know that Kris' dream is to be a whore and since she's now too old, she living vicariously through her daughter.

The family sits around and looks at Kim's contact sheets, her brother is the only one with the sense to pick up the youngest daughter and leave the room, saying that they don't need to see this. Yay, Rob. There's hope for you anyway.

Kim arranges for her mom to pose nude, but she doesn't really show anything. I never realized how huge Kris is. That woman is plump.

Hef calls, says that they need more skin shots. Tells mom and daughter that she must be nude. Mom keeps saying "It's a celebrity pictorial! They can't show anything". Since she is only a celebrity because of her sex tape, my head feels like it about to explode from the paradox. Hef explains that Marilyn Monroe did nudes for Playboy.

Kim decides that she will pose nude if she can pose with diamonds and pearls. And also, it is okay because Marilyn Monroe did it. I can rest easy knowing that maybe one day, Kim Kardashian will commit suicide - it's okay Kim, Marilyn did it.