So, yada yada yada yada, it was time to change to changes the bandages on the broken leg and remove the IV from my arm. Dumb and Dumber are two headless
student nurses tied by hip who just follow each other around at random to do nothing useful here, then do nothing useful there, then do nothing useful
anywhere. I've had regular nurses take care of me but Dumb and Dumber were always not far behind re-asking me the same damn questions I was just asked. I
don't mind being a good patient but playing one just for fun has its limits.
Anyway, they clearly just started nursing school this September because they're almost completely clueless. Fortunately, Big Daddy, was almost always there not far behind to look over their shoulders.
Dumb had to remove the IV, which took about 10 minutes because she wore surgical gloves to witch the tape holding the IV in kept sticking (much like the sparadrap incident in l'Affaire Tournesol).
Then Dumber had to remove the soiled bandages, clean up the blood and put in a new one. She had NO idea how to proceed, what materiel to get and where to start. I won't go into details because I can feel that you're bored already but let's just say that what should've taken 15 minutes took about an hour, that when she opend the gloves enveloppe she looked at them for a good five seconds with the fear of a four-year old girl looking at worms or something, and that she had not idea when to be careful about what had to be done in a sterile environment and when not to.
THE BIG PROBLEM: Big Daddy told them to closely look at what each other was doing because they each would be on their own the next day and that Big Daddy wouldn't be there to supervise them anymore !!!!!
OMG, someone is so getting infected today and will die a slow and painful death because of Dumb or Dumber !!!
Anyway, all I wanted to say really is that if you break a bone in the next week or so, don't ask to be redirected to Montreal for surgery or you might die.
Anyway, they clearly just started nursing school this September because they're almost completely clueless. Fortunately, Big Daddy, was almost always there not far behind to look over their shoulders.
Dumb had to remove the IV, which took about 10 minutes because she wore surgical gloves to witch the tape holding the IV in kept sticking (much like the sparadrap incident in l'Affaire Tournesol).
Then Dumber had to remove the soiled bandages, clean up the blood and put in a new one. She had NO idea how to proceed, what materiel to get and where to start. I won't go into details because I can feel that you're bored already but let's just say that what should've taken 15 minutes took about an hour, that when she opend the gloves enveloppe she looked at them for a good five seconds with the fear of a four-year old girl looking at worms or something, and that she had not idea when to be careful about what had to be done in a sterile environment and when not to.
THE BIG PROBLEM: Big Daddy told them to closely look at what each other was doing because they each would be on their own the next day and that Big Daddy wouldn't be there to supervise them anymore !!!!!
OMG, someone is so getting infected today and will die a slow and painful death because of Dumb or Dumber !!!
Anyway, all I wanted to say really is that if you break a bone in the next week or so, don't ask to be redirected to Montreal for surgery or you might die.
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