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Paper or plastic?

Plastic. Plastic bags are oh-so-much more versatile.

Length or girth?

I think I would place equal importance on both. No, wait.

Would you have realized this milestone if it weren't for ME?

Yes, I've been looking forward to it for a long time now. Unfortunately I never came up with a good way to celebrate it, so when the countdown hit zero I just decided to throw this shit back on the wall to see if it would stick

Why did you stop posting in the old ask anti thread?

The questions became too inane to answer.

Favorite movie?

The Shawshank Redemption, or American Beauty, or Ferris Bueller's Day Off, depending on what mood I'm in when you ask me. Though it seems that no matter what mood I'm in when people ask me, I just say that anyway.

What are you doing tomorrow?

I am working in the morning and figured I'd spend the rest of the day catching up on Frasier and My Name is Earl reruns.

A&W or steak and shake?

I suppose I will have to go with A&W as I've never encountered a Steak & Shake.

What are the five most significant things (other than your starting this thread and your 20k post) that happened at OT in the last six weeks, while I was withering away in China?

TC started five new threads.

Io, Europa, Ganymede, or Callisto?

Europa, the future summer home of Colombian drug lords.

what do I win if my 2000th post is the 20,000th in this thread?

Why, a singing rubber fish, of course.

what do I have in my pocket?

A modest helping of gravy.

Why do you hate me?

It is God who hates you.

How old are you?

I am 27.285 years old.

Do you like YUKU now that you were kinda forced to come over here?

The alpha version of yuku was pretty crappy. It's steadily improved and in order to win our favor the yukustaff essentially modeled it to suit our desires. It's a vast improvement over ezboard, at least from the admin side.

Cyanide, shooting or cutting?

Shooting, I'm afraid of vomiting and exposed blood vessels.

What movie should I watch next?

Reign Over Me was terrific.

Mayo or mustard?

You should probably construct the sandwich according to your own preferences. If you like both, then try both. It'll be like a little experiment.

Do you want to go to the OT prom with me this year?

I must decline as I find the OT prom silly. To my recollection, however, you are the first person who's ever asked me directly.

Who's your favorite poster?

I'm my favorite poster.

How much time do you spend every day on this forum?

It depends on how else I'm wasting my free time on a given day. If certain conversations catch my interest I can spend all afternoon here. Other times I just check in every half hour to look around.

Why do the boots icon suck?

I don't like to settle for obvious references. Not my style. With that restriction, it suddenly becomes much more difficult to find something funny and appropriate.

You do them, right?

That's me.

What's gonna happen with the Apprentice forum?

For the forseeable future it will be the Apprentice forum. Eventually it will become something besides a sports forum.

what about your black dog, or your brown study?

They're in the shop.

How much duct tape have you used repairing your "girlfriends" over the years?

I do not employ props in my private romantic fantasies.

Or do you use bicycle patches?

See above question.

Are you going to really answer any of these questions, or is this just a come on to get folks to post in a thread celebrating your 20,000th post?

I'm sure as hell going to try but it seems this place is a lot busier than it was the first time around.

What is NPN?

I'm fairly certain I've answered that before! It's a splinterboard called No Point Necessary, and by now it probably has absolutely no connection to SS.

Why aren't you here answering the questions?

When eighty-nine people ask questions at once it takes a while to answer them.

Do you know if we'll have a 24 hr period where it doesn't rain?

I didn't realize it had rained today. I didn't notice if it had. And I don't believe it will rain tomorrow.

Are you a member of No Point Necessary (NPN)?

Not to my knowledge, but who knows what freaks are doing with my good name behind my back.

If I get the 20,000th post, should I use my admin powers for good or evil?

Evil is expected.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Kevin Sorbo.

What is the meaning of life?

Forty-two.

Is there life after death?

No, there isn't. Life is what we're experiencing now. Death is something else entirely.

If we directly ask you a ghostnic's main nic, will you tell us who they are... truthfully?

Yes, but it will be up to you whether or not to believe me.

What's the difference between a duck?

Forty-three.

What color are your eyes?

Dark brown.

May I be of assistance?

To test the new banning procedure, of course you can.