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What is your favorite song?

"Name" by Goo Goo Dolls.

Can anyone win this thing by muliclicking the reply button sending out page after page of the same post?

I suppose they could try but the thread will regardless be locked long before it reaches 20,000 replies.

Should I transfer to a shitty job in the facility or go to a different company?

You should stay if the pay is good and if you enjoy the current work environment. Otherwise it's time to leave.

Do you post at any of the pre-Sucks arriving, Yuku boards?

None of the other yucky boards are worth even looking at.

Which is your favorite forum on Sucks?

OT because it has it all.

Why do broken toes heal faster than other bones?

Toes put in tireless work every day and they're used to adversity.

Do you like Dwight Yoakam as a musician?

I do not.

As an actor?

No again.

How does a magnet work?

Magnets have relatively large magnetic fields which attract or repel other objects through the force of magnetism.

Are you feeling happier now than you were when you made the happy-pills thread?

Yes, thank you. I'd planned to write a follow-up but wanted to wait until I truly felt I was in the clear. I'm getting there.

Why is it I, a retard, feel so at home here, and so many others don't?

You're not a retard, you're a ghostnic.

What do you think of the new Star Trek Prequel cast?

I'm optimistic and open-minded.

What do worm holes and curved space have in common and how are they different?

A wormhole is an aperture through space whereas curved space is merely the fabric of space contorted in some way.

I am trying to decide between a Celestron NexStar 130 SLT Telescope or a Meade DS-2130LNT Reflector Telescope with LNT AutoAlign Technology. Opinion?

I've not tried either scope so I'd just direct you to available reviews and opinions. The Celestron looks like a great value for the price while the Meade looks less clunky, which is one gripe I have about owning a large scope.

Why do you ban some posters like Beagle that a number of us like but leave HTI and other annoying ghostnics unmolested?

Beagle derailed conversations wherever he went.

How long have you been an admin here at Sucks?

Just over five years.

Do you and the other admins all get along and talk about us behind our backs in your private forums or do are you all pretty much on your own?

We get along fine but mainly because we keep out of each others' way.

Is Madwoman gone forever or is she still hanging about somewhere?

It's impossible to be "gone forever".

Which poster would you miss the most if they were to boardicide?

TC

If earth had contact with aliens would you want to be among the first people to meet with them or would you rather wait and see if they eat peoples faces off?

I would insist on being included in the initial envoy, if only to make sure they knew which fabric softeners to buy.

If all outcomes are possible with a large enough sample, are all outcomes possible with a large enough sample?

Sure, why not.

If time and space are infinite, aren't all probable outcomes destined to occur?

Only if the universe contracts, as otherwise there won't be enough energy to allow all outcomes to occur.

If all probable outcomes are destined to occur, how are conflicting outcomes possible?

If Boston wins, it is still possible for Cleveland to win, but it must wait for an identical situation in a future universe.

...are you privy to poster data that might astound/delight/bemuse even the most jaded wastrels of OT?

That's what being an admin is all about.

Are we in a recession yet?

Well, I stopped buying shit.

Will W bomb Iran before he leaves office?

No, that privilege will fall on #44.

How long will the writer's strike last?

Not very long if it occurs at all. Hollywood can no longer afford to screw around.

Is there hope for the future?

Hope is a free commodity and everyone is welcome to as much of it as they feel they need.

why is yuku all fucked up this morning?

The yuku system is regulated by a room of infinite monkeys.

So I can go past the post safety flood check until this thread reaches 20,000 replies?

It's a free country.

Who, besides yourself, is your favorite fellow Admin?

TheTree.

What the fuck happened to Calvin?

Watterson discontinued the strip at the end of 1995. No plans to revitalize it currently exist.

Why are some new incarnations of old posters baned on sight and some aren't?

Not all offenders are considered to be "banned on sight", in fact there are very few who are.

is john paul visiting?

Yes, he decided to return in the form of a single bonfire that held the shape resembling him for a millisecond which happened to be the exact millisecond the bonfire was photographed.

Cats or dogs, and why?

Cats are evil.

Would you describe your family as Lower Class, Middle Class or Upper Class?

All of the above.

What was your favorite metaphor used by the Tamarians in Darmok?

Gil-ga-mesh!

Is the USA ready for a woman to be President?

We're about to find out.

Your team is down by 1 in the bottom of the 9th. With 1 out, you get a runner on. Morneau is up. What would be your next move?

Have Morneau hit a homerun.

Are you the manager of the Blockbuster, or just a worker bee?

I'm a manager, not the manager.

Why haven't you banned UrbanCenter?

He hasn't done anything wrong.

Why do TC's inane threads get so many replies?

Because God hates you.

If Weems gets the 20,000th post, you won't REALLY make him an admin, will you?

No.

what is yor sexual preference?

Low-fat with cream.

What do you think the weather will do yesterday?

Ask me again tomorrow.

Are you already sorry you offered to answer all these damn questions?

I was ordered to do so by the court.

Where is your happy place?

Bed is nice. Everything is right there; all I need is a mini-fridge and a toilet.

When?

Early April.

Did you cash in your chips overnight?

Yes but I proceeded to lose it all at the track.

Will the Red Sox pull it off?

Oh my goodness gracious no.

Which is better; South Park, or Family Guy?

South Park, though Family Guy is much funnier.

How many barrels of linseed oil do you think it would take to rejuvenate that dried-out knuckleball catchers mitt drooping between TC's large curd thighs?

I dunno, ask Mr. Owl.

If you had an exact doppleganger (a clone, or the like), how long would it be before you were having all-out, no-holds-barred sex with yourself?

The minute we had some time alone.

How long do you stare in the mirror on any given day?

Perhaps thirty to forty seconds.

How many times a day do you pat yourself on the back?

I'd prefer people didn't make unnecessary contact with me.

Is there any chance in hell you might actually get over yourself?

It seems unlikely, but again, there's always hope.

Why is Uruguay sitting on the grand unification theory

Because seven ate nine.

Have you ever been mellow, have you ever tried?

I'm fairly mellow right now, but probably not in the way you're thinking. I had to use drugs.

Did you borrow or steal, Steal This Book ?

I hope you don't think I'm that old.

How far within the parameters of Vatican City can we safely mock the pope?

It is unlawful to besmirch the pontiff anywhere on the grounds of the Vatican.

Which is better, the y-axis or x-axis?

The y-axis will always break your heart.

Have you ever done drugs?

Never.

Did you enjoy discussing string theory in cjat with me a long time ago?

I enjoyed it so much I decided to forget that it even happened.

How many ghostnics do I use?

A lot fewer than you think you do.