How about some specifics here about any techniques, little tricks, etc., he had that might help some other schlubs here move into somebody's top five some day?
Three words.
Endurance
Versatility
Imagination
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TobaccoRhoda |
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How about some specifics here about any techniques, little tricks, etc., he had that might help some other schlubs here move into somebody's top five some day? Three words. Endurance Versatility Imagination |
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Nat57 |
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I'd rather be the other woman than the fat boring wife.
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The Virgin Murray |
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TobaccoRhoda wrote: As user manuals go, that one sucks. |
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Angela in WI |
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I like a man that will throw me against the kitchen counter and take me hard.
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oncebittentwice |
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While true to some extent, that's a particularly simplistic and stereotypically "feminine" centred view of infidelity. I guess it's the same sort of brain that thinks Viagra/Cialis is needed by men whose wives can't turn them on, and that a woman should feel bad if her husband uses it...Many marital problems lead to infidelity Good work there.. both of you... |
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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The Virgin Murray wrote: Endurance and versatility take practice, but imagination can't be taught. You just need to loosen up a bit, Murray. Then maybe no more pesky Freudian trips to the hardware store in your drawers. |
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TobaccoRhoda |
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Maybe I should have listed them in a different order.
Versatiltiy Imagination Endurance That way, we get the nice memnotic VIE for Murray. Trho, training consultant to the stars. |
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pie123452001 wrote: Guess not. |
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Buggles73 |
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i'm guessing Trho got introduced to the "reverse piledriver" |
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The Virgin Murray |
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I've got the imagination part down.
I just need to work on the reality part. |
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TobaccoRhoda |
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That's a non on Guy LeFleur.
My top five is mucho hard to crack. Heh. |
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You don't need imagination with those 18 year-old asian hookers of yours, VM.
They take care of everything. C'mon man, relax. |
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The Virgin Murray |
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Wait, besides boffing married men, Trho was a hockey groupie, too?
Are there any more parts of your resume we need to know about? |
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TobaccoRhoda |
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I prefer to refer to hockey players as MY groupies.
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The Virgin Murray |
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Are you into guys with a fishing trailer on an empty lot?
I may have something for you. |
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GregBuisIsADick |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude...don't haul out the big guns right away. Chat up the chick first and as the evening draws to a close THEN you casually drop the
"fishing trailer on the empty lot" panty-dissolving bomb.
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The Virgin Murray |
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When you've got a line like that going for you, how do you keep that under wraps till late in the night?
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GregBuisIsADick |
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I know it sounds counter-intuitive...it's just that if you bring it out too soon, the acquired target may figure out she's dealing with a playah and go
into defensive mode.
... Aw, who the fuck am I kidding? Of course it can't fail. |
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The Plunger shoots and he scores !!!!!
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Atomic Plunger |
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