I have had a vision. In it, Jonathan Christ, the one true bastard, sent a herald to me in the form of a cherub. The cherub told me that if we pray real hard,
the savior will return.
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The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection
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Posts: 8011 (11/02/07 2:06 PM) Registered User |
This is truly a blessed sign from above.
Time to resume my daily worship. |
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Jack Tourette |
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Posts: 327 (11/02/07 2:17 PM) |
If Jonathan Christ is the Savior then Jean-Robert is a Satanic Imposter! |
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Posts: 256 (11/02/07 2:44 PM) |
^Blasphemy. JR is not even worthy to be an imposter.
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Posts: 331 (11/02/07 2:46 PM) |
You're right.....Dan Barry is the true skeletoric demon master....
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Posts: 1035 (11/02/07 3:13 PM) Registered User |
Riliss!! Praise BE. Thank you, Brother Riliss for resurrecting this HOLY thread!
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Jack Tourette |
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Posts: 334 (11/02/07 3:17 PM) |
I wonder if the Father will walk around naked in ASS2.....
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Posts: 202 (11/02/07 3:17 PM) |
He has the sexiest blue eyes! Dreamy.
 
 What is Jeff pointing at?
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Posts: 335 (11/02/07 3:19 PM) |
Oh so he already got naked? I guess that just means he'll win by a 4-3 vote.
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Posts: 6755 (11/02/07 3:20 PM) Registered user |
Race traitor.
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Jack Tourette |
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Posts: 336 (11/02/07 3:22 PM) |
KILL THE DEMONIC BEAST THAT IS DAN BARRY! HAIL JONATHAN CHRIST, THE ONE AND TRUE SAVIOR! |
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Posts: 1042 (11/02/07 3:23 PM) |
First person out of AS2. Guaranteed.
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Posts: 204 (11/02/07 3:23 PM) |
CSCin3D wrote: No that was Nate! He got rid of Steph and Rebecca!!! And he wouldn't work with Sundra.
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Posts: 337 (11/02/07 3:30 PM) |
Will Jonathan Christ face the wrath of.....JEAN-ROBERTOWNAGE |
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Posts: 373 (11/03/07 12:08 AM) Registered user |
He won't be the first voted off.
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Posts: 2233 (11/03/07 1:17 AM) Owns stock in Clorox |
If Jonathan is the second coming of Christ... then we are all screwed.
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Posts: 3400 (11/03/07 1:20 AM) Registered User |
leather bunky wrote: Yeah ? and lol @ Adam's dramatic face
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Posts: 1048 (11/03/07 7:43 AM) Registered User |
assface killah wrote:He's not the second coming. He is THE Christ. I think Assface Killah needs to participate in our Bible studies at the Church of Jonathan. Praise be. |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 1053 (11/03/07 9:13 PM) Registered User |
Daylight Savings Time Worship BUMP.
HalleluJON. |
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Jack Tourette |
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Posts: 424 (11/03/07 9:16 PM) |
ALL HAIL JONATHAN CHRIST
DOWN WITH DAN "THE DEVIL" BARRY! |
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lostopoly |
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Posts: 1 (11/04/07 6:46 AM) |
Why all the J hate? He blogs good.
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