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PagongSchlong		#2621	[-]
Posts: 2553 (04/05/08 5:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nosotros Chicos Sabemos wrote: Can we stop hablamos about this a-hole? �
debdesign1		#2622	[-]
Posts: 114 (04/05/08 7:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	THX melicatsmom for that vid. Need my fix for the night, finally relaxing with a good stiff drink and got to see that one. I don't know how I missed it if it was posted before! My 9yo daughter walked in when I was watching it (and she is aware of my Survivor/Jonathan addiction) she saw the vid at like 1:21-1:22 and she said "He's creepy, look at his eyes" I said "that's the BEAUTY, those beautiful blue eyes!" I know that's not ALL of it, but a good part! lol BTW, melicatsmom, I had to copy and paste your name because I keep reading it as "metallicasMom". Show what era I grew up in!!
Nosotros Chicos Sabemos		#2623	[-]
Posts: 19 (04/05/08 7:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My name is Diego?
DuckyLu		#2624	[-]
Posts: 14 (04/05/08 10:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love the term psalmmerick. Thank you. Here is today's offering for JC. It might be the saddest limerick ever. A Survivor with brilliant eyes of blue, Fought hard in season thirteen and in sixteen too, 'Til a evil bit of tree, Infected his knee, And there was nothing more he could do.
TheAmericanFriend		#2625	[-]
Posts: 32 (04/05/08 11:42 PM) He Has Risen Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	hello guys, writing about killer Djinns and drinking wine; in other words a wonderful night in the Penner household. Just learned the book 'Horror Cinema' by me and Steven J Schneider is coming out this fall from Taschen, so check it out. And am only half seriously thinking of wearing something outrageous to the reunion - my friend has suggested either a dress or a Gilligan outfit. I think it's too aggressively obnoxious, but the wine is making it sound pretty funny tonight, so any ideas? and while I'm at it - here are my two attempts at totally self involved limericks. There once was a jew named JP who's friends redubbed him their own true JC Yes his knee was up-fucked On survivor it sucked how blown he was - by dumb sticks and Cirie or Self pity is never so good Our lord tells us 'do it never' we should so me damn I'll be quiet for once I will try it Oh bullshit; I got shafted by wood!
Undertakeress		#2626	[-]
Posts: 5265 (04/05/08 11:43 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG Apostle Schlong, I remember watching that live on TV!!!
AidanAcello		#2627	[-]
Posts: 1025 (04/05/08 11:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TheAmericanFriend wrote: hello guys, writing about killer Djinns and drinking wine; in other words a wonderful night in the Penner household. Just learned the book 'Horror Cinema' by me and Steven J Schneider is coming out this fall from Taschen, so check it out. And am only half seriously thinking of wearing something outrageous to the reunion - my friend has suggested either a dress or a Gilligan outfit. I think it's too aggressively obnoxious, but the wine is making it sound pretty funny tonight, so any ideas? and while I'm at it - here are my two attempts at totally self involved limericks. There once was a jew named JP who's friends redubbed him their own true JC Yes his knee was up-fucked On survivor it sucked how blown he was - by dumb sticks and Cirie or Self pity is never so good Our lord tells us 'do it never' we should so me damn I'll be quiet for once I will try it Oh bullshit; I got shafted by wood! Love it!!!! As for dressing for the Reunion, how about something like this? Credit to Brother Apeshit for the pic.
Undertakeress		#2628	[-]
Posts: 5266 (04/06/08 12:00 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG I almost postgasmed with our Lord! waves I had a few margaritas, so I can help sing those for you :) I love the psalmmericks, JP
mundo446		#2629	[-]
Posts: 1026 (04/06/08 11:23 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Pray for the lord's good health.
McWolcott		#2630	[-]
Posts: 6748 (04/06/08 11:57 AM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Our Saviour should wear the robes to the reunion. Like the Hurley pic...that would be amazing.
Undertakeress		#2631	[-]
Posts: 5275 (04/06/08 12:12 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG McW - when did Dex breed with Jason Castro?
Goosehead		#2632	[-]
Posts: 952 (04/06/08 12:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Rumour has it that Jonathan, blessed be his Sublime and Enigmatic Mysteriousness, shall rise again as the new host of The Mole!
cindidindi76		#2633	[-]
Posts: 9823 (04/06/08 12:57 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That is the greatest rumor I have ever heard. <3 Jesus Hurley. He was my avatar for a while. And Holy Psalmmericks! For real! I feel so blessed.
McWolcott		#2634	[-]
Posts: 6749 (04/06/08 3:50 PM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Undertakeress wrote: OMG McW - when did Dex breed with Jason Castro? Since RA got hold of him!
DuckyLu		#2635	[-]
Posts: 17 (04/06/08 7:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan, I am honored to have your 2 excellent limericks following my own attempts. And I revere the 2 syllable rhymes ("quiet" "try it"). Also love your rhyming "JP" with "JC." And general wittiness. Yay! This board is inspired with creativity, one of the things making it a great place. My first reaction to costume idea was resistance. All I could think of was Jeff wasting what will probably be your frustratingly meager air time with goofy "h-yuks" about it. But then I started picturing you in a Gilligan outfit and laughing. It's funny, but not too over the top. And I think you'd look adorable. Maybe someone with more photo editing capabilities than I can do a mock up. your frank and humble follower, Ducky
PagongSchlong		#2636	[-]
Posts: 2555 (04/06/08 8:07 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	McWolcott wrote: Our Saviour should wear the robes to the reunion. Like the Hurley pic...that would be amazing. OMG! Complete with long "Jesus" wig and beard! How glorious that would be!
OnlyMatthew		#2637	[-]
Posts: 1032 (04/06/08 8:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TheAmericanFriend wrote: There once was a jew named JP who's friends redubbed him their own true JC Yes his knee was up-fucked On survivor it sucked how blown he was - by dumb sticks and Cirie how is jonathan more entertaining than any episode of this season in a mere five lines
harvestmoon		#2638	[-]
Posts: 30 (04/06/08 11:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	harvestmoon wrote: Brothers and sisters? I have taken a stab (but not with a pointy stick, as they are obviously unclean) at a new form of scripture. I humbly submit: A Psalmmerick for our Lord: There once was a holy hot Jew who came out Survivor to do He played hard and strong, and inspired us to song, and to praise him, as it is his due. I went back and found my first Psalmmerick (it's easy with that little Search thingy - Jonathan bless the internets!), and submit a new one: Jonathan writes limmericks too! he's one funny and talented Jew When I think of that stick it just makes me sick That this show's being won by Parv's crew. Hey - also I googled psalmmerick, and nothing came up, so I think we should trademark the coinage in honor of our Lord (can you do that?). Unfortunately Brother Schlong's awesome term hateku is apparently already out there in the world, although very poorly done, if the first link is any indication. You do it better, Bro S! Last Edited By: harvestmoon 04/06/08 11:18 PM. Edited 1 times.
PagongSchlong		#2639	[-]
Posts: 2558 (04/06/08 11:13 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	harvestmoon wrote: harvestmoon wrote: Brothers and sisters? I have taken a stab (but not with a pointy stick, as they are obviously unclean) at a new form of scripture. I humbly submit: A Psalmmerick for our Lord: There once was a holy hot Jew who came out Survivor to do He played hard and strong, and inspired us to song, and to praise him, as it is his due. I went back and found my first Psalmmerick (it's easy with that little Search thingy - Jonathan bless the internets!), and submit a new one: Jonathan writes limmericks too! he's one funny and talented Jew When I think of that stick it just makes me sick That this show's being won by Parv's crew. harvestmoonpsalmmerickownage
debdesign1		#2640	[-]
Posts: 116 (04/07/08 9:06 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Great limericks all! (Especially Jonathan himself!!) Yet we get another awesome appearance by our lord Jonathan, whilst Cirie still sits on her um,... couch.

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