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*kneels on floor as there is no altar rail yet built in the new church*

Lord Jonathan--

For my prayer this week I am simply asking you to keep your Church in your thoughts. I guess we should ask for blessings on Rabbi Apeshit for finally hearing the calling, as well as blessings on Apostle Schlong for helping to keep us all together after our move. Please bless Princess Eliza and Sister Alexis still on the island as we watch tonight's episode and pray that it doesn't suck as badly as last week's episode. Though if either Princess Eliza or Sister Alexis are voted off this week due to the impending merge the suckage would be equal to having the stick in your knee again.

In closing, as my sacrificial offering this week, I give a variation on my favorite Robert Frost poem:

Oh Jon! The fairest one in sight
We grant your loftiness the right
To some obscurity of plan
It will not do to say his eyes are bright
Since the game is what brings out their light.
Some mystery becomes the proud
But to the wholly taciturn in your reserve is not allowed.
Say something to us we can learn by heart
And when alone repeat
Say something! And he says 'I have this game'.
But say with some degree of heat.
Talk strategy, talk alliances
Use language we can comprehend
Tell us what tribemates you would blend
He gives us strangely little aid
But does tell something in the end.
And steadfast as Keats' Eremite
Not even stooping from his sphere
He asks a little of us here
He asks of us a certain height
So when at times this thread is swayed
To carry praise or blame too far
We may choose something like Jonathan's star
To stay our minds on
And be stayed.

In your intelligent, snarky, hilarious, and impossibly blue-eyed name do I pray, Amen.

Hopefully when it turns over to a new page the Church will have healed itself of the stretching. So here's hoping this post does it.