LIES! I AM THE TRUE FATHER, SON, AND HOLY SPIRIT! HISS! HISS! HE IS A FALSE PROPHET!
BACK HOLY MAN! BACK SHAMAN!
BACK HOLY MAN! BACK SHAMAN!
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The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection
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Posts: 6 (11/09/07 9:39 PM) |
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Jack Tourette |
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Posts: 624 (11/09/07 9:43 PM) |
THE POWER OF JONATHAN CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
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SurvivorSurvivorSurvivor |
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Posts: 5360 (11/10/07 4:30 AM) Registered User |
OMG! Cook Islands is back! *
* Yes Jonathan WAS Cook Islands. Did you really give a shit after his unlawful exit by a prick sucking on the HII's tits? |
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Kirblar |
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Posts: 4865 (11/10/07 4:43 AM) Registered user |
And on the third season after his demise, he was returned to us, appearing to his disciples once again.
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Demonic Dan Barry |
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Posts: 7 (11/10/07 11:11 AM) |
JONATHAN CHRIST IS THE FALSE PROPHET! I AM ON HALF-ASS, NOT JONATHAN CHRIST! JOIN THE DAN BARRY CULT OR I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL....BWHAHAHAHAHA |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 1106 (11/10/07 2:44 PM) Registered User |
Though I walk through the valley of the Dan Berry Demon,
I am NOT afraid. I know my peace belongs with the only true God, Richard Hatch, and the ONE whom he has sent forth, Jonathan Christ. Amen. |
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 Riliss |
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Posts: 1960 (11/14/07 3:07 PM) Ugly on the inside |
When I google "Jonathan Penner" looking for images to properly affix a halo to, I get pictures of Ozzy's cock.
WHY? |
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Esoteric |
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Posts: 66 (11/14/07 5:14 PM) Registered user |
I am a true believer of Jonathan Christ. I've heard that Yul accepted the invitation for Half-ASS, but he was dropped. I guess the producers realized who
the true star of the Cook Islands was! Woo! (With that said, I'm a little nervous for our savior, considering that Ozzy and Parvati are rumored to be on as
well).
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 1123 (11/14/07 6:25 PM) Registered User |
Fear not. Surely, the power of GOOD will cast out the harlot of Babylon (Parvarti) upon the first opportunity.
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ParvatiTheShallow |
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Posts: 378 (11/14/07 6:43 PM) Registered user |
She may have allies in Ozzie, Ami, Eliza or Amanda, if they are there. i hope she fails to slut it all up again.
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Demonic Dan Barry |
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Posts: 11 (11/17/07 4:07 PM) |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 1200 (12/02/07 5:28 PM) Registered User |
Sunday bump of praise.
Turn on the lights from heaven, Lord! Shiiiiiinne on meeeee! Turn on the lights from heaven, Lord! Shine on me! Shine on me! Praise be to Jonathan Christ. Hope all is going smoothly with the "missionary work" he is doing in Palau, bringing salvation to the masses and what not. Amen. |
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Madhackrviper |
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Posts: 196 (12/03/07 12:10 AM) |
But yet, what biblical role shall each if his Half-ASS tribemates play in his second coming?
O, and praise be |
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 181 (12/03/07 12:14 AM) Registered user
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Riliss wrote:
 And a side-by-side
comparison of Ozzy and Jonathan's packages.
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LuvTheOzman |
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Posts: 1513 (12/03/07 4:53 PM) Registered user |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 2090 (12/04/07 1:08 AM) Ugly on the inside |
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Alpha 0Mega X |
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Posts: 249 (12/04/07 1:18 AM) |
Fear not. Surely, the power of GOOD will cast out the harlot of Babylon (Parvarti) upon the first opportunity. ROFL!!! |
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GodIsAnAtheist |
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Posts: 2115 (12/04/07 11:33 PM) Registered user |
Forgive me Jonathan, for I have sinned.
I have been gone for far too long. I allowed the damnations of sin and vice into my heart, and I strayed away from Your Word. But I have rediscovered the light, and I am now here again to worship your almighty Gospel. In Jonathan Christ's name I pray, amen. |
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QualityBobby |
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Posts: 3890 (12/05/07 11:06 AM) O.o |
I have been gone for far too long.Well then, knock it off! 
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Posts: 984 (12/05/07 1:12 PM) |
Peih-Geesus shines her holy salvation upon thee, heathens.
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
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- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
