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jacneald		#1641	[-]
Posts: 762 (03/15/08 9:35 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I actually thought that was Angelina Jolie, not Amanda, until I read the comments after the photochop. Jonathan, you were one of the most enjoyable players to watch and I hope you get to play again. If you had your own TV show (and you should have your own show), you would already have a loyal following right here at Sucks. So sorry you had to go out the way you did. Hope you are feeling better.
jacneald		#1642	[-]
Posts: 762 (03/15/08 9:35 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I actually thought that was Angelina Jolie, not Amanda, until I read the comments after the photochop. Jonathan, you were one of the most enjoyable players to watch and I hope you get to play again. If you had your own TV show (and you should have your own show), you would already have a loyal following right here at Sucks. So sorry you had to go out the way you did. Hope you are feeling better.
MJSLawrence		#1643	[-]
Posts: 920 (03/15/08 10:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PagongSchlong wrote: Amanda is attractive, but she is one of those girls that you realize you wouldn't have sex with because they are a completely empty vessel. Yeah Eliza summed her up well in one of the bonus scenes online...it's like, "Hello?? Is there anything going on in there at all??" She's a snore
TheAmericanFriend		#1644	[-]
Posts: 24 (03/16/08 12:34 AM) He Has Risen Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Friends, I am sitting here with my kids who are laughing away as they read Calvin and Hobbes behind me, listening to Burt Bacharach of all things and honestly counting my blessings. There is so much we can talk about - Cirie and Yau man, my lovely legs (eight stitches on the island between them, 45 off the Island on the bad one!) an edit that made me and mine cry all over again it was so great and freaking sad. Chet and how funny he really is, (he loves the 'things that swim better than Chet' thread) James and how smart he really is, the pleasures of Eliza and Ami, my appreciation of Ozzy and Parvity and blah blah blah. Someday we'll get to all of it if you want. But right now I'm going out dancing with Stacy, bum leg and all. I just wanted to drop in and say how much this thread has meant to me this season. I have laughed a lot and just really appreciate your kind thoughts and words. So I'll be around if you are - post some questions and I'll answer some questions and again, thanks and see you soon!
WylDawg		#1645	[-]
Posts: 14858 (03/16/08 12:37 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	THE ALMIGHTY HAS SPOKEN!!!!! Take that Moses!!
GodIsAnAtheist		#1646	[-]
Posts: 2999 (03/16/08 12:39 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TheAmericanFriend wrote: Friends, I am sitting here with my kids who are laughing away as they read Calvin and Hobbes behind me, listening to Burt Bacharach of all things and honestly counting my blessings. There is so much we can talk about - Cirie and Yau man, my lovely legs (eight stitches on the island between them, 45 off the Island on the bad one!) an edit that made me and mine cry all over again it was so great and freaking sad. Chet and how funny he really is, (he loves the 'things that swim better than Chet' thread) James and how smart he really is, the pleasures of Eliza and Ami, my appreciation of Ozzy and Parvity and blah blah blah. Someday we'll get to all of it if you want. But right now I'm going out dancing with Stacy, bum leg and all. I just wanted to drop in and say how much this thread has meant to me this season. I have laughed a lot and just really appreciate your kind thoughts and words. So I'll be around if you are - post some questions and I'll answer some questions and again, thanks and see you soon! And on the sabbath day, the Lord Jonathan Christ said to his flock, "Pimp them hoes." Praise be!
AidanAcello		#1647	[-]
Posts: 840 (03/16/08 12:40 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yay!!!!! Our Lord has blessed us with His presence again :):):):) I'm glad to hear your leg is doing better, Jonathan Christ. Your faithful flock will be here for sure!
WylDawg		#1648	[-]
Posts: 14859 (03/16/08 12:41 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan, there is only one question I need answered. You will be part of the Coco the beach experience this year? (Keeping in mind it's totally free for you guys and I shall pay for the brew.)
Us Kids Know		#1649	[-]
Posts: 3561 (03/16/08 12:42 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PagongSchlong wrote: Amanda is attractive, but she is one of those girls that you realize you wouldn't have sex with because they are a completely empty vessel. You've clearly overestimated my standards.
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#1650	[-]
Posts: 854 (03/16/08 12:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Were honored by your presence o Holy One.
Us Kids Know		#1651	[-]
Posts: 3562 (03/16/08 12:46 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thanks Brother Apeshit, but I'm no deity. We should really be celebrating Jonathan's recent appearance.
PagongSchlong		#1652	[-]
Posts: 2165 (03/16/08 12:47 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No other shepherd cares for his little flock as does our Lord. Praise.
Spagett		#1653	[-]
Posts: 3 (03/16/08 1:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SPAGETT!!!!!! Ha ha, I scared you Jonathan. You should have seen the look on your face. My name is Spagett. I do parties and you just take my card... if you need someone to spook you, give me a call.
omzig		#1654	[-]
Posts: 3371 (03/16/08 4:20 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PagongSchlong wrote: No other shepherd cares for his little flock as does our Lord. Praise. Isn't it the truth? Our savior is both humble and caring....the non-believers wonder why we worship him? Thanks for posting again, Jonathan :)
teenytiny83		#1655	[-]
Posts: 1478 (03/16/08 6:51 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Our savior is here! Hi Jonathan. Sorry to hear about your bum leg. We curse that stupid stick that felled you. You were such a badass in that last challenge. Even though you were clearly in pain and having a tough time out there. Do you really hate Probst ? I am going to miss seeing you rag on the guy during challenges. You would make a great host for this show. Some of us would love to see you and Stacy on TAR. That sound you hear is me kissing your ass. Please come back and post.
MJSLawrence		#1656	[-]
Posts: 932 (03/16/08 6:53 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan, such an honor to have you grace us on this little thread we call home... You are so humble about all of this...it sucks more than anything to see you go out the way you did this time...I think a lot of us are more bitter about it than you probably are...what an emotional episode...this season will be nowhere near what it was without you...you MADE Cook Islands and now this season will seriously lack something without you in it... And you were my winner!! And my wife's winner!! You couldn't have taken it to the bank so that we could?! lol...this better not be the last we see of you...
Coachocd		#1657	[-]
Posts: 7062 (03/16/08 9:00 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TheAmericanFriend wrote: listening to Burt Bacharach of all things and honestly counting my blessings. Burt Bacharach has been blessed by our Master. I'm immediately putting on my Dionne Warwick greatest hits album for a listen as sign of appreciation for his holiness' visit to our humble thread.
aureliaz		#1658	[-]
Posts: 3 (03/16/08 9:31 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hey Jonathan- I'm so glad (I'm quite sure most, if not all, of us are) that you're being great and so positive about this. Just proves why you're our Savior :) Anyway, I have a question- in your oh-so-honest opinion, who (excluding your holiness) has been the best player this season thus far in terms of strategy?
Fatashhh		#1659	[-]
Posts: 177 (03/16/08 10:35 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathon I have some questions! I hope you could kindly answer them. 1. Did you read Cirie's myspace and her reasons for voting off Yau Man (She had a secret alliance with Yau Man about sharing the idol but she thought Yau Man told you about that) What do you think? 2. Did you try to persuade James and Ozzy to vote out Cirie instead of Yau Man/Eliza/Parvati? 3. On episode 2, did Ozzy and Amanda just make out or really have sex??? Coz Jeff said sex is involved this season? 4. Do you have any pre-show alliance? I assume you may have a pre-show alliance with Yul, are you shocked he was cut last minute? Are you surprised to see Parvati being invited back? Have you thought about alligning with Ozzy/Parvati? 5. How long did you stay in the hospital for your injury, did you meet other pre jury casts? 6. Putting emotions aside, do you think Cirie is a great strategist? Who do you think is a better player? Parvati or Cirie? (I think both of them are really good players, while James and Ozzy are dumbass) 7. Is Amanda bored as fuck? Is Jason such a douchebag? Last Edited By: Fatashhh 03/16/08 10:38 AM. Edited 1 times.
McWolcott		#1660	[-]
Posts: 6443 (03/16/08 10:43 AM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SO glad you're leg is well enough for you to go dancing!! The rest of the season will suck without you. Amen.

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