My mouth is full of carrot muffin. 
It is fucking good.
What are you MASTICATING on right now?
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worstdog |
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Posts: 2135 (11/06/07 09:38 AM) Registered user |
I had oatmeal earlier. Currently, I got nothing.
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NotAnAnderson |
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Posts: 379 (11/06/07 09:38 AM) Not really here |
Jed
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Esmeralda Anderson |
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Posts: 171 (11/06/07 09:39 AM) |
You're gonna need a bigger mouth.
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 The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 3971 (11/06/07 09:40 AM) Registered user |
No mastication for me currently.
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Roy Thinnes |
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Posts: 450 (11/06/07 09:40 AM) Registered user |
I'm enjoying a steaming plate of Leroy Jenkems.
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Esmeralda Anderson |
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Posts: 172 (11/06/07 09:40 AM) |
::googles::
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TC |
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Posts: 8989 (11/06/07 09:41 AM) Demanding little princess |
you might not wanna...
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 22687 (11/06/07 09:41 AM) Kid Hater |
I'm thinking Cheerios. Yep. Definitely Cheerios.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 44096 (11/06/07 09:43 AM) Registered loser |
Sorry pie, some of actually stop eating between meals.
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NiceToAnimals |
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Posts: 6889 (11/06/07 09:46 AM) Registered User |
Apple cinammon oatmeal with chopped fresh apple and some walnut bits for crunch.
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Esmeralda Anderson |
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Posts: 173 (11/06/07 09:48 AM) |
Jenkem originated in Africa and other third world countries by fermenting raw sewage to create a gas which is inhaled to achieve a high. Jenkem is a
homemade substance which consists of fecal matter and urine. The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle and covered most commonly with a balloon. The
container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented. The contents will separate and release a gas which is captured in the
balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past.
Several articles indicate that the subject passes out immediately then retains a hallucinogenic state within seconds of regaining consciousness. The high has been described as a feeling of "being out of it" and talking to dead people. The feeling of "being out of it" may last for several hours or days. All subjects who used the Jenkem disliked the taste of sewage in their mouth and the fact the taste continued for several days. Street/slang names: Winnie, poo poo, Runners, Fruit from the Crack Pipe, Leroy Jenkems, Might, Butthash, and Waste 
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 405 (11/06/07 09:50 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Well, whatever works.
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 13348 (11/06/07 09:51 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
root beer flavoured Bottle Cap.
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Esmeralda Anderson |
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Posts: 174 (11/06/07 09:53 AM) |
I love those!
And the sour worms. Yeah, the muffin doesn't look too good anymore. I keep thinking that the bits and pieces of carrots are something else. FUCK YOU LEROY JENKEMS! |
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 3254 (11/06/07 09:56 AM) Registered user |
Stop or you may go blind.
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 22691 (11/06/07 09:58 AM) Kid Hater |
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Esmeralda Anderson |
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Posts: 176 (11/06/07 10:00 AM) |
^Honey Nut.
Buggles, have you tried the Multigrain Cheerios? |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 15293 (11/06/07 10:03 AM) Registered User |
If I didn't have a client in I would go to town on the Honey Nut cheerios calling my name.
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 22692 (11/06/07 10:03 AM) Kid Hater |
i enjoy the traditional Cheerios.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 407 (11/06/07 10:08 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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I'd give a week's salary for one bowl of Booberries.
And how come we dont get Total in Canada? I hear it's good. |
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